Tortured for the Republic. [Lat., Strangulatus pro republica.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing. [Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

My definition of a University is Mark Hopkins at one end of a log and a student on the other.

The future is just old age and illness and pain.... I must have peace and this is the only way.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Drink to me.