Toppling the teacher is an extracurricular activity.

One way to solve a problem is to give it a different dress; another way is to send it on an errand; a third way is to blow it out of proportion.

When the aroused meets the impregnable for lunch, who picks up the check?

The spark of a near-miss and the spark of a near-hit were once wed, and lived happily ever after.

The license to be awful is the ticket to being good.

I never met a plausible excuse I didn't like.