Too young,too young,she chanted to herself.
Wrong,of course.
I was older than her grandfather but according to my driver's license,she was right.

Yes, because a vampire slumber party is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.
'Pop-Tart?' she offered.

Life sucks, and then you die...

Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?" I asked, and the continued on the same breath, "a golden retriever."
I've heard that one, too," she said, no longer smiling.
I'll keep trying." I promised.