Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience 4000 critics.

In Boston they ask, how much does he know? In New York, how much is he worth? In Philadelphia, who were his parents?

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

He would go to Halifax for half a chance to show off and he would go to hell for a whole one

When red-haired people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach