"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today.

I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that?