Today at best is just a hangover of yesterday. I don't want to let my present be a repercussion of the past. Pour me a drink.

Life is so funny, that you can't even laugh logically. Logically the tears should follow the laughter, but generally they precede it.

You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.

Alcohol is a diuretic, and the pounding headaches and furry tongue are caused by dehydration, so replacing this lost water is essential.

Alcohol was the background color in the fabric of Reggie's life.

When life's a party, the only thing you will end up with is a hangover.