To you everything thats happening in the world appears phony, to be something other than what it really is, right?

Where there's smoke, there's usually strawberry Jello.

I'm the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life.

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

I'm a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.

It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to.