To ugly ducklings everywhere,
Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons:
They'll never get to be swans

People trust their eyes above all else - but most people see what they wish to see, or what they believe they should see; not what is really there

You are a delicate as a flower, One little thing can break you, so dont let anything come in the way of what you really want.

Certainly there are things in life that money can’t buy, but it’s very funny –
Did you ever try buying them without money.

I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.

If laughter is the best medicine, let's OD together.