To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

No, he wont understand! People with guns don't understand! That's why they have guns... to many misunderstandings!

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

Pay attention, don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason