To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

A real friend is someone who takes a winter vacation on a sun-drenched beach and does not send a card.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

She didn't know it couldn't be done, so she went ahead and did it.

Who we are never changes. Who we think we are does.