To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.

I happen to think that computers are the most important thing to happen to musicians since the invention of cat-gut which was a long time ago.

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!