To do a perfectly unselfish act for selfish motives.

To give up your seat in a car to a woman, and tread on your neighbor's foot to get even.

Gallantry to women--the sure road to their favor--is nothing but the appearance of extreme devotion to all their wants and wishes, a delight in their satisfaction, and a confidence in yourself as being able to contribute toward it.

Personally, I quite like that. Such stupid gallantry.
Yes. I like that a lot.

Don't make excuses--make good.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.