To deny someone's humour is to deny their humanity

Money talks, but sometimes I just want to get some sleep

Success takes more than a stroke of brilliance, it also requires brilliant stroking

At times I am Harold, and at other times Maude. I fear I may become romantically involved with myself

Sometimes things are most truly revealed by the illuminance of twilight

When was the last time a woman was defrocked? Defrokt ist Defunkt.