To be persuasive, we must be believable. To be believable, we must be credible. To be credible, we must be truthful.

if I knew the name of the person in the parade, he knew the name of the horse.

Life is short, so enjoy it to the fullest.

Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking 'Can women be funny?' People still ask that. It's like asking: 'Can women breathe in and out?'

I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

I think it's about time somebody start moving in ... I thought Bush made a smart choice by encouraging [research], too. He's just not the man to carry that to term.