To be honest, I watch way more dramatic films when I'm chilling at home. I think when you work in comedy, you just want something different in your private life. Makes you feel balanced, I guess.
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Related When you think Tink, you should just think of me as that around-the-way girl - relatable and honest.... TINK I was really more interested in dramatic work, but I thought, 'Well, I guess I could do comedy.&... DONNY MOST If I'm in work mode and going to meetings, I'll make an effort and dress up, but when I'... MAIA MITCHELL If I'm going to be honest with you, when I trained at school, I feel like I was training to be a... RUTINA WESLEY I'm not afraid to lose my job, and when you're not afraid, you don't feel any pressures.... JOSE MOURINHO When doing a series, I look for something that has an idea you can think about, something that I'... DARREN STAR But, yeah, I'm really happy when I'm writing. When I'm being creative and when I have so... JOSH RADNOR I know it's cliche to say, 'When you do something you love you never work a day in your life... TIKA SUMPTER I think, in general, when you're doing comedy, you're having a good time regardless of the c... LAKE BELL I always suggest that when you're going through cancer to find something in your day that makes ... OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN I guess you're happy if you have some kind of balance in you. I'm a human being. I have days... FRANCES CONROY When I'm explaining something to you, if I'm being long-winded, and twisty in a non-producti... GEORGE SAUNDERS I know you think that when you're 35, 45, 55, you'll be different. But I'm going to let ... FRANCINE PASCAL I think it's an awful drink, to be honest with you. CHARLIE WATTS I think you can overthink dealing with fame. To an extent, you've got to put yourself out there,... FIONN WHITEHEAD I'm very kinesthetic, and when you're that way, you just feel it in your body. I know that o... NATASSIA MALTHE I don't think people want to see me as a regular guy; besides, I'm a regular guy in real lif... WILLEM DAFOE To be honest with you, the dramatic side is more fun to play because I don't get to do it as oft... ERICA ASH I just wanted to work for him. He makes you want to be a part of the team, even when you feel like q... JOSH LITTLE When you are hoping for a call or want something different, I think you lose your edge. DAN QUINN The eulogy virtues are the ones that are talked about at your funeral - whether you were kind, brave... MAGGIE ROWE We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people... ... MALIN AKERMAN I think my fans would probably be surprised to know I'm not insane - I'm not a crazy person ... JERRY TRAINOR I had the opportunity to be around my kids a lot. I guess I could have kept working, but I had them ... BOB SEGER I'm very active when I'm not pregnant, but I think fitness should be a natural part of your ... JESSICA CAPSHAW I think one challenge is that having few women in your work environment makes you feel a little isol... PADMASREE WARRIOR There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up... CHUCK SCHUMER When I was younger I thought success was something different. I thought, " When I grow up, I want to... ELLEN DEGENERES I'm a lot more productive in an actual office. I love being around our other editors, and going ... TAVI GEVINSON I'm getting married because I'm in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You ... DAN MARINO Yeah, it's odd when you look back at your own work. Some filmmakers don't look back at their... CHRISTOPHER NOLAN I think I'm not always what I seem. Most people, when they get to know me, say, 'You know, w... EVANGELINE LILLY I feel like I'm making a difference. I feel like putting out a message for young girls to follow... WILLOW SMITH I'm in love with lots of different things. I do love love, though. I don't think love should... ALEXA CHUNG I think that when you get right down to it, people do evolve on different issues. And, you know, I... DONALD TRUMP People feel vulnerable when they travel. Nobody wants to be taken advantage of or talked into someth... TOM BODETT All through my life, I didn't really consider my eyes at all, and then I became an actress. It... ALICE EVE I feel like when you're in your late teens and early 20s, you just don't think about certain... ST. LUCIA I'm always drawing, so Draw Something is a cool game to play against your friends when you'r... ZAYN MALIK My life has been charmed in the sense that I've met some extraordinary people. But at the end of... MARIE HELVIN I don't watch my own past films: when I watch them, I find they don't work very well, becaus... BRUNO DUMONT I laugh a lot in horror films. If I'm scared in a horror film, I try to think about what's s... JASON REITMAN I don't want to get married - I've been there and done that. So I know what I'm talking ... LONI LOVE I think I'm no different from any artist in music. At least once, you want to see your name up o... CHELY WRIGHT I sleep better on the road than I do at home. I'm used to sleeping in a million different hotels... CARLI LLOYD When you're young - when I was young - you want your emotions to be like the ones you read about in ... JULIAN BARNES You want to stand out and be unique and do something different. I always try to zig when they zag - ... SAM HUNT I'm interested in youth culture - when your parents are running your life, but you think you'... CHRIS LILLEY I think that there's a fine line between comedy and drama. I think that ultimately, the less win... MICHAEL MOSLEY I guess I could take things from every place that I've been and find something familiar and wond... BRITTANY BOWE When I'm at home, I want to be a normal person. I don't want to hear, 'Can I have your a... JACKIE EVANCHO You appreciate life so much more when you think for a moment that it might be gone. I guess that is ... CAROLINE VEITH When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want ... NATALIE PORTMAN When I'm nervous, I know I care about something - you should be nervous about things that you wa... ELLEN WONG You go through stages in your career that you feel very good about yourself. Then you feel awful, li... GENE HACKMAN Music, even if I ended up doing something different or do end up doing something different in the lo... AUTRE NE VEUT I'm a hopeless romantic and I believe that you can find love in many different places and be ver... RACHEL MCADAMS It's weird how your perspective changes. At the start of your career, you think, 'I just wan... MATTHEW RHYS I suppose I have a really loose interpretation of 'work', because I think that just being al... ANDY WARHOL Hopefully with each thing that you do you're learning something, you're growing, and you'... RIAN JOHNSON You feel stressed when you think that you are working. When I am doing movies, I don't feel that... SONAKSHI SINHA I think - you know, I want to intimidate people when I'm on the field. I want people to be scare... CARLI LLOYD Sometimes I just think that there are more things to be said to make the audience understand what I&... B. B. KING You know, I've just always been sort of goofy and kind of gone with it. I actually usually work ... ZACHARY KNIGHTON I want to move people, stir something within them that makes them feel. That's what a movie shou... NADINE VELAZQUEZ They say you can do honest, sincere work for decades, but you're given in general a 10-year peri... ALEXANDER PAYNE You know that moment when you hug somebody, when your heart feels warm and high in your chest and ti... JAKE VANDER-ARK I think I'm pretty smart. I think I'm pretty clever. But there's a lot that you hone in ... MICHELLE OBAMA I like work/life separation, not work/life balance. What I mean by that is, if I'm on, I want to... TIMOTHY FERRISS I'm somebody who doesn't work with a stylist. I'll be honest with you, I'm a mom and... BUSY PHILIPPS I've always wanted to play quarterback, and I lucked out to be able to play for my favorite team... DAK PRESCOTT I'm more than willing to go to places and talk to people who believe that I am an illegal alien ... JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS I will be near you when you cry if just to say I sympathize and when it's more than you can take, I'... MORTAL I love my parents. But I'm almost 28 and it's not fun to be asked, 'What are you doing t... JONAH HILL I think the way it works is that when you're casting a movie, you usually want to work with peop... OWEN WILSON When you're standing in line at the airport, and your shoes are off, your belt is off, and your ... JOHN MCAFEE I realized in the early days I just didn't edit at all. But I think you become a little more cag... EDDIE VEDDER The only time I think about life beyond F1 is when I contemplate becoming a dad. But there's no ... JENSON BUTTON I would love to spend more time in Britain one day. In my heart, I still feel that I'm English, ... OLIVIA HUSSEY I think you have different soulmates throughout your life. KIM KARDASHIAN I think you sort of shed skins as you go along in life. You get into your 40s, and you feel like, ... ANNETTE BENING I want to be able to say, 'you think you're odd, I'm even odder and I made it - you can ... LAURIEANN GIBSON I guess when someone tells you something they they usually guard, you feel privileged, not because y... MARKUS ZUSAK I definitely feel more complete than before. There's a void you have when you don't feel you... MARIAH CAREY You come to these thresholds in your life where you need to remember why you do what you do, to reco... NENEH CHERRY Every weekend, I'm on the highway to Antwerp. I need to be there, to have the calm. It's a w... RAF SIMONS I guess, in a way, I grew up mixed race: half white, half black. That question's always been on ... REGGIE WATTS Working out makes me feel good. When I don't work out for a few days, I start feeling grumpy. Wh... ELISABETH HARNOIS I really enjoy playing a sex symbol, but it's not something I feel in real life. I'm much mo... BECKI NEWTON Managing is a tough job. When you're young, you just think it's a natural progression - I... CAROL BARTZ And barefoot or first thing in the morning, I feel beautiful. Because I feel like me. I didn't alway... ANGELINA JOLIE I don't have any training as an actor, but I guess I'm an intense pretender. When you read s... JOHN HAWKES If I feel you're funny, I want to work with you. DANIELLE SCHNEIDER When life gives you something that makes you feel afraid, that's when life gives you a chance to be ... LUPYTHA HERMIN If I'm appearing on 'Raw,' then I'm usually there to help sell tickets to something,... SHAWN MICHAELS That's the beauty of argument-if you argue correctly, you're never wrong. , THANK YOU FOR SMOKING, 2006 I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marri... LAURA KIGHTLINGER Be careful in your life, Tolui. I want you fit and strong for when I come for you. CONN IGGULDEN I like to entertain in all aspects. When you're with somebody and you're out, you want to be... AMY SEDARIS I guess I'm just one of these people who, when I decide I'm going to do something, I just do... TOM FORD
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