To be a philosopher, just reverse everything you have ever been told...and have a sense of humor doing it.

Respect? Of course, always, to all, because everything seems funnier when you're trying to show respect.

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you.

Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.

If I were to vote, I would intentionally vote for the goofiest candidate. It is my theory that when the people can outwit the leader, the more respected their voices will be.