To be a good wife is the one who always right, to be a good husband is the one who always make sacrifices.

If your life is shit then that because you step on it.

I have lot of quotes to tell, but I never remember them when they first come to my head. Strangely though, when the time is right, I say a certain quote I can't remember.

I don't believe taking your own life is wrong nor it's a lowest thing you can do for your own gain. If taking other people lives isn't worse than this, then who the hell who am I suppose to complain this to? Death? I certainly don't think he care about stealing.

Home is where my ass is, on the sofa.

The world should really try laughing more often, no matter how dark the joke is. The world is dark enough.