To all the boys, for when you become men: you'll leave women all throughout your life because they're holding you back, and even after she's gone she'll still weigh you down. To all the women: stay away from us men. We don't know anything about you, despite what we try to convince you of.
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Related Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron... YOU QUANXI If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe... YOU QUANXI In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More... HARRY YOU The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes... HARRY YOU We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f... HARRY YOU What should all men know about women? That we are always right and you should just agree. LARA STONE Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reaso... GEORGE CARLIN In my experience with women that I've dated and my wife now, is you have to know what they care abou... TIM MEADOWS As you get to know what takes you away from life, you have more moments throughout your day, when yo... MARY O'MALLEY I try to stay away from talking about boys all the time. You can go to Taylor Swift to hear that. LORDE No, all men aren't the same. It's you women who are the same. You settle, you accept; it's you who a... TAYLA-MARIE MANNERS Women fall in love when they get to know you. Men are just the opposite. When they finally know you ... JAMES SALTER In a day and age where it seems like women want to be with unstable, psychotic, manipulative freaks;... C. JOYBELL C. What's marriage all about? It's about brides and grooms. It's about men and women who know marriage ... RANDY THOMASSON You need to be accountable for your own discipline. We're all grown men. We've all at least been on ... MIKE ROSENTHAL The freer that women become, the freer men will be. Because when you enslave someone, you are enslav... LOUISE BERLIAWSKY NEVELSON The freer that women become, the freer men will be. Because when you enslave someone, you are enslav... LOUISE NEVELSON All over the world when you test men and women for facial cue recognition, women test... better. It&... MICHAEL GURIAN A happy new year to all of you, men and women of every part of the world. POPE JOHN PAUL II As you get to know what takes you away from life, you have more moments throughout your day where yo... MARY O'MALLEY You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think yo... OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like... CAROL CHANNING The error all women commit. Why can’t you women love us, faults and all? Why do you place us ... OSCAR WILDE Ain't it hard when you wake up in the morning, and you find out that those other days are gone... Al... NEIL YOUNG It's the toughest challenge of my life because football is all I know. It's all I want to do. That's... GARY BAXTER With all the care that women do and all the money we spend to maintain our hair, men can at least ta... ADRIANNE PALICKI When you always stay positive, you least worry yourself over anything at all! You only take lessons ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH You're not allowed to raise boys who reject all things feminine, then get upset when they become men... DARNELL LAMONT WALKER Yes, we become stronger when men and women, young and old, gay and straight, native-born and immigra... BERNIE SANDERS When you think about those of us that live the life that we want to live, we can thank absolutely an... WAYNE NEWTON I believe all men, all women, regardless of race, gender, socioeconomic background, you deserve the ... SOPHIA BUSH Reputation is what men and women think of you; character is what God and the angels know of you THOMAS PAYNE I cannot remember the books I've read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made ... RALPH WALDO EMERSON Being natural is incredibly empowering for women because it's just who you are. You're embra... ROZONDA THOMAS Instead of drifting away from God, you'll be firmly anchored, able to swim against the tide, offerin... CRAIG GROESCHEL Oh! mighty sex hallow be thy name,for you are the greatest of all human desires,for without you no l... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If men swear that they want to harm you when you are asleep, you can go to sleep. If women say so, s... AFRICAN PROVERB Never get involved with people who are likely to envy you at the end of the day. People like that wi... C. JOYBELL C. What will you do with your self? Many men and women are still in darkness, trying to figure out the ... K.P. YOHANNAN Most of us women like men, you know; it's just that we find them a constant disappointment CLARE SHORT When you leave the gospel behind, and there is no longer any power in your supposed gospel message, ... PAUL WASHER The Irish say, you know, 'the merry-hearted boys make the best of all men,' WILLIAM BENNETT Think of all the really successful men and women you know. Do you know a single one who didn't learn... STORM JAMESON But one day, you will be faced with a choice, as we all are. One day you will have to choose between... SAMANTHA SHANNON Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY* DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry DON'T SET... TRENT REZNOR We all enter the world little plastic beings, with so much natural force, perhaps, but for the rest ... OLIVE SCHREINER We all enter the world little plastic beings, with so much natural force, perhaps, but for the rest ... OLIVE SCHREINER I don't like the women who stand up for the empowerment of women at the expense of men. They try... MEGYN KELLY A thorough inspection of someone you believed to be loveable will send you back into your shell if a... MICHAEL BASSEY JOHNSON The events that happen in our lives make us who we are ,we can either give in to them and let them w... GARY F EVANS... Women empowerment does not mean you create complex among men. Then it will take 20 more years to emp... KANGANA RANAUT And, you know, politics aside, the success of Sarah Palin and women like her is good for all women -... TINA FEY We are all friends. Of course, when you come in as a freshman, you're kind of nervous because you do... ALYSSA VANDERVEUR You have gone far and we are proud of you always. I know that you will keep your relationship with y... HANNAH NIXON You think when you wake up in the mornin yesterday dont count. But yesterday is all that does count.... CORMAC MCCARTHY The people who are your friends before you got the crown are the people who are going to be your bes... MEG CABOT Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by. ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU" Can you imagine, somebody telling you, your love for your dearly beloved is a sin! Can you imagine, ... ABHIJIT NASKAR I think it's important as a women to know who you are and what you deserve. We, ourselves set the bo... NIKKI ROWE You know you have found your life mission when you say, “I dare you to try and take this away from... SHANNON L. ALDER Do not shed tears when I have gone but smile instead because I have lived.
Do not shut your eye... DAVID HARKINS You used to believe that with age you would become less unhappy, because you then would have reasons... ÉDOUARD LEVé We barely have time to react in this world, let alone rehearse, and I don't think that I'm better th... ANI DIFRANCO O my Courageous Sister! You have to become the beacon of hope for all women around you and then for ... ABHIJIT NASKAR Today is another day! Yesterday is gone but not its memories. There were so many things we expected ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Today is another day! Yesterday is gone but not its memories. There were so many things we expected ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Höderer: You don't love men, Hugo. You love only principles. Hugo: Men? Why should I love the... JEAN-PAUL SARTRE All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD The farmer in us makes us do the things we do SOTONYE ANGA Men and women are moved by tides much fiercer than you can imagine, and they sweep us all up into th... PHILIP PULLMAN Your approval before God is woven into the life and sacrifice of Jesus Christ on the cross, not what... MATT CHANDLER Youll never get mixed up if you simply tell the truth. Then you dont have to remember what you have ... SAM RAYBURN Be thankful for what you have and the people who love you. You can never tell when they'll all be ta... SUNIL KHEMANEY I think that's where the problem starts - is that we have put the onus on women to protect themselve... DANIELLE CURRIER Men are always complaining about how difficult it is to understand women but I think it is the other... PREETI SHENOY Sometimes you need to shed tears to wash out all your sadness away without holding it for the whole ... NISHI DE SILVA I encourage all men - and all women who love their men - to make sure to get out every year, from th... MANDY PATINKIN I think this happens to a lot of people, men and women, where you reach a point in your life and all... CALLIE KHOURI Talk to your children while they are eating; what you say will stay even after you are gone. AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB Do you know that feeling? When everything you do seems like a struggle. Where you dont wanna leave t... ANONYMOUS. The reason a lot of women can't move on from a relationship or people they love is because they need... SHANNON L. ALDER When you are upstairs, you leave all your cares down below. BILL BOTTLE Live an exemplary life as a leader. When you are gone, you will still lead from the grave because yo... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR You and only you can make the decision to rip the chains of your past (your default settings) off yo... JOHN DI LEMME I believe that when a woman is given the chance to come to the defense of another woman, that is an ... C. JOYBELL C. Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD We are braver and wiser because they existed, those strong women and strong men... We are who we are... MAYA ANGELOU When life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if you can look up, you can get up. Let... LES BROWN Mistakes wreck your life. But they make what you have. It's kind of all one. You know what Hester to... BARBARA KINGSOLVER Women call me all the time and tell me, 'You inspired me to get out of a bad situation,' or ... KIMORA LEE SIMMONS The problem is that contemporary people think life is all about finding happiness. We decide what co... TIMOTHY J. KELLER Teach all men to fish, but first teach all men to be fair. Take less, give more. Give more of yourse... SUZY KASSEM Teach all men to fish, but first teach all men to be fair. Take less, give more. Give more of yourse... SUZY KASSEM When the world tells us that it is impossible and when the world is falling from underneath us, and ... MORDRED Life is like bowling
you try your best to knock them all down
when something is left over
you do it ... SUSIE L HILL Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ... SAM RAYBURN Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen t... CHRIS COLFER Your worst enemy is not the person you hate most! But the ego that lives inside of you and the anger... PHILIP T. M. Until and unless you discover that money is the root of all good, you ask for your own destruction. ... AYN RAND
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It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri... DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a... DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi... DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho... DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i... DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim. DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects. DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process. DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re... DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day. DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi... DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w... DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do... DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ... DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive... DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down. DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'... DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener. DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started. DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d... DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt... DAVE GROHL Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got. DAVE GROHL I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves. DAVE GROHL When you're young, you're not afraid of what comes next. You're excited by it. DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music. DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,... DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ... DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun. DAVE GROHL