Time only flies when you're having fun and dying, it's flying right now and I'm definitely not the former.

Is it just me or do we seem to ignore the intelligent people in politics and focus on the radical idiots?

Often a seeing a friend in pain outweighs our own pain

Honesty is supposedly the best policy, but if you can't say anything nice you shouldn't say anything at all. I'm confused.

Understanding Religion is kind of like understanding a manual in German. I know it's important and I really need to figure it out, but it's just not happening!

He was kind of like the big bang theory, except instead of nothing building up and creating the universe fail built up and exploded creating him.