Time is a great legalizer, even in the field of morals

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier

Morality is the theory that every h uman act must be either right or wrong, and that 99 % of them are wrong.

If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.

Don't be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so.