Time and fate are the only things we can't escape, except maybe debt.

The devil hides in every credit card and cheese cake.

...but come bad chance
And wee joyne to it our strength
And wee teach it art and length
It selfe o'er us to advance.

It's high time the county council spent some money instead of using this school like a cash milkcow.

The single greatest invention man ever conceived in the dollar bill, because I don't want to know the conversion rate for coconuts.

Serenely full, the epicure would say, Fate cannot harm me, I have dined today