Those who laugh and find amusement in sarcasm are mean, not the one who is sarcastic.

People don't know how to knock anymore. I guess they think that's just a waste of time. Bah, go ahead and barge in. You know how we LOVE surprises.

Thanks for informing us (in Facebook). We really NEED to know that your armpit is sweating like hell when it's freaking hot wherever you are.

A year has passed. And not much changed. Life.

Sometimes you can't help but hate life.. But whatever happens, you can't deny that life is still beautiful.

I can be quite sarcastic when I'm in the mood.