Those who hate blindly cannot see through their own insecurities...Me 09//03/13

I've got one that is great for the grill.

The police wanted to see all our IDs. They had us pick one to see who got the ticket.

We were going with a triangle-and-two and a diamond-and-one. It's like pick-your-poison with them. We wanted to force the other kids to knock down shots and they did. We left people wide open.

The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver.

Back in the 1860s no one wanted to eat lobster.