This was the weirdest storm we ever worked. It did about three loops, four stalls and a sprint.

Unless we get a storm system that stalls and dumps a lot of rain in the area in a short period of time, the Corps of Engineers says that we should not be having the amount of flooding problems that Iowa has been having.

This storm, if it stays on its current track, timing and pace, it should hit Onslow County at high tide and during an astronomically high-tide cycle,

I made four bogeys, three of which were ridiculous with wedges to the green. But those things happen. On the bright side I hit six birdies, so I'll take the positives from that. Seventy is a good score.

I worked with a lot of superintendents. The last four didn't know a damn thing about what they were doing, particularly the guy from Oklahoma City. I'll never get over that guy.

A registering senior is given four balls, a junior three and so on down to a freshman who only gets one ball in the drawing. This is the system we've been using for the last three years. We've had the fewest number of complaints with it.