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This was the perfect place to run her. Put her on the lead and put her on the rail, and you're pretty much home free.


Eoin Harty

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VIRGINIA WOOLF And Tamar put ashes on her head, and rent her garment of divers colours that was on her, and laid he...
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ALAN AYCKBOURN You could put her on the table and you could put your hands all over her and she wouldn't move.
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KATIE BROWN Music was our wife, and we loved her. And we stayed with her, and we clothed her, and we put diamond...
LIONEL HAMPTON For the least amount of stress, we just put her back with her group. When I checked on her a little ...
MARK SHAW And she arose, and went away, and laid by her vail from her, and put on the garments of her widowhoo...
BIBLE She knows all five positions on the floor and we will put her wherever we need her. There were times...
BOB LYONS Our main goal was to stop her penetration and put good pressure on the shot.
DOUG GRIFFIN It was an instinct to put the world in order that powered her mending split infinitives and snipping...
DAVID LEAVITT He put his hands on her shoulders and kissed her full on the mouth. His skin was wet with rain. When...
CORNELIA FUNKE She put the team on her shoulders.
DARRIS OLSON The first time she did it she put on her game face, put on her visor and did it. We're proud of her....
CAROL MATURO I missed you so much," she breathed.
I tilted my head back and put my hands on her shoulders. I...
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DAVE HERNANDEZ That's just her [Mitchell] natural strength. So I can't wait to see her in college and they put her ...
DONNA NICHOLSON He turned around and walked toward her and spit on her. He put his hands up and she said, 'Stop' and...
ERICK MCINTOSH And some small gnarled place inside me hated her for her weakness, for her neglect, for the months s...
SUZANNE COLLINS She was born to be free, let her run wild in her own way and you will never lose her.
NIKKI ROWE It's really unfair to her. Every game she plays, she's supposed to do this or that, score that many ...
KAILI MCLAREN She's a good ball player. She put her team on her back and carried them all the way back.
JOHN CHANCELLOR She knows the team depends on her to put points on the board.
CASEY TODD She spent a lot of her own time working individually on her skills, her footwork, getting to the bas...
AMY LEONARD The decisions that Ellen made on her show were between her and her producers. I supported her decisi...
ANNE HECHE I was very excited for Melissa Fuller. She's been working really hard. I haven't put her in the 100 ...
JULIE WILLIS She had run away from home on several different occasions, but on this specific date her mother did ...
MIKE SCHEMBRI My character is an agoraphobic. She is afraid to leave her home or wherever her safe place is and in...
BO DEREK Katsa kicked off her shoes, hitched up her skirt, and climbed into the fountain, sighing as the cold...
KRISTIN CASHORE She tends to take the team on her back. The team relies on her to lead.
CATHY MARTIN My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfu...
ANONYMOUS The same ... tags I put on her 8 years ago.
HOLLY WEBB She's our heart and soul. The kids look to her for floor leadership. Even for a young player, she ha...
AL ALDRIDGE I ask her why she had to put me through so much trouble. And I tell her I'm sorry and that I love he...
NIXZALIZ SANTIAGO I stole her heart away and put ice in its place.
CHARLES DICKENS She's pretty much constantly falling on her hips and knees.
HOLLY VELOSO Before the male left he advised the female to put her jacket over her head, count to 50. When she di...
JOE TAPLIN We need to play [Gladden] more [intensely] and make her work a lot more for her shots. We're going t...
CURTIS LOYD I imagine he'll probably run her again [before the Breeders' Cup]. We put her in the round pen [Sund...
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CINDY FISHER She's physically strong on the inside. Her younger years of high school she was just immature. The s...
BETH BAYLY I watched the tears run down her cheeks and start to drip from the end of her chin. One part of me w...
JOSEPH DELANEY That was great. She needed that. This team needed that. They had put their best defensive players on...
ELAINE PAGLIARULO They did nothing but put her in the same cabin that everyone had been complaining about and they clo...
JAMES WALKER Why, the club was just the quietest place in the world, a place where a woman could run in to brush ...
KATHLEEN THOMPSON NORRIS Everybody is on the run. Either from something or someone.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I think she was still hitting her spots. They just put the bat on a couple.
CHAD SLYTER Show me a girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and I'll show you a girl who can't put her...
ANN BRASHARES I do think we feel pretty comfortable with a starting lineup at this point. The nice thing is that S...
CONNIE CLARK We'll give her immunity and ask her some fact questions, that's all we want. We know what she said a...
ED PARKINSON We're talking about a lady having all her earthly possessions stripped from her house. She's destitu...
BART TUCKER I place my hands over her ears and tip her head back, and kiss her, and try to put my heart into her...
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MICHELLE SAGARA WEST I'm not going to put any limitations on her, that's for sure. For her first year, the sky is kind of...
JEFF WARRICK When you're dealing with someone like Shirley, it's a little insulting to ask her to come in for a m...
CURTIS HANSON I'm in the middle of the road, it seems vague of unclear way, of where I'm going but no matter what ...
HLONIM They stand uncertainly underneath immense skies, and everything about them is drowned.
JACK KEROUAC I heard the Denver and Rio Grande locomotives howling off in to the mountains. I wanted to pursue my...
JACK KEROUAC I read my copy of On the Road and dug the scenery whizzing past. On the Road is a semi-autobiographi...
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ANDREW BOOTH I looked up and Sam was making a run right down the center into open space. I just saw her and she c...
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ALEJANDRO LAGUNAS Everyone was affected by it. We included her in our team prayer before the game, and when we put on ...
COURTNEY PRICE Cat is so important with the leadership and experience she brings to this team. I did think it was a...
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DOLLY PARTON What did that mean, to kiss? You put your face up like that to say goodnight and then his mother put...
JAMES JOYCE Shimamoto was in charge of the records. She'd take one from its jacket, place it carefully on the tu...
HARUKI MURAKAMI It was once him and her, but she lost him and thought for a long time she wanted him back more then ...
AMBER She was excited, ... She was just saying her dad was coming home. There wasn't much I could say to h...
CHARLES ARMSTRONG She knows that that's her role. I think she's accepted it. I think she's accepted whatever role we'v...
KRIS KALIVAS So I watch her work and put all her energy, all her force, all herself, all is inside her work. Does...
JINAT REHANA BEGUM Daisy was wearing a butter-yellow gown that wrapped tightly around her slender waist and pushed the ...
LISA KLEYPAS He told her to put her finger in the baby's mouth. She did, and the baby started crying.
KAY TIEMEYER Here my sister, after a fit of clappings and screamings, beat her hands upon her bosom and upon her ...
CHARLES DICKENS We played a very good All-Star tonight, ... It is her team. She put them on her shoulders.
SHANNON JOHNSON To put an arrogant 'famous' singer in her place: pretend to be deaf.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA He was allowing her (Ovalle) to stay there rent-free until she could get on her feet and get a job.
INVESTIGATOR SCOTT BURLIN She's definitely more relaxed and trusting her teammates more. She doesn't feel as if she has to put...
DONNA JONES We made every play defensively and we ran the bases well. It doesn't hurt that in her first game pit...
MIKE BEHNKE So many went on a quest to tame her,
The only man to win her heart was the one
Who was a...
NIKKI ROWE You think I don't know what you're doing? This is a typical guy stunt. Protect the helpless female, ...
MAGGIE SHAYNE She put her tongue out and felt the raw edges of the torn silk. She looped her tongue around them an...
STEPHEN M. IRWIN This woman was chronically sick and her family called us for help during the storm, but we couldn't ...
JIMMY WHITE It was rather beautiful: the way he put her insecurities to sleep. The way he dove into her eyes and...
CHRISTOPHER POINDEXTER put that bottle to her head and pulled the trigger.
BRAD PAISLEY She struggled. She started good, but then she put on these wool gloves and got a rash. Her hands tur...
PAT BOWLIN He destroyed in her the knowing, doubting, sophisticated Ella, and again and again he put her intell...
DORIS LESSING They did a pretty good job on Alyssa. They denied quite a few entry passes, but she got her share of...
ROBIN WOZNY In silence, . . . Steals on soft-handed Charity, Tempering her gifts, that seem so free, ...
JOHN KEBLE As an eagle stirreth up her nest, fluttereth over her young, spreadeth abroad her wings, taketh them...
BIBLE Rehashing the past wouldn't change anything. Time to move forward.
ZENA WYNN The intensity of intention inside a woman’s mind to reign like a queen is so pronounced that she e...
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ERNIE ALLEN Joni discovered the best way to put the halter on her horse without being animal resisting and fleei...
JONI EARECKSON TADA Grace is a natural athlete. I could put her anywhere on the field, and she would crush the position.
JAMIE BIRD She's just a great leader, to put the weight of the team on her shoulders like that.
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EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster.
EOIN COLFER Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
EOIN COLFER I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.
EOIN COLFER The thing about a diversion is that it has to be diverting.
EOIN COLFER You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I m...
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EOIN COLFER Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
EOIN COLFER Orion brightened. "I have an idea."

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EOIN COLFER I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim...
EOIN COLFER No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m...
EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
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EOIN COLFER Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselv...
EOIN COLFER What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H...
EOIN COLFER Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”
“Cheese made by dwarfs.”
“Oh,” said ...
EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ...
EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon
EOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"

The boy extended a dripping hand straig...
EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ...
EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f...
EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of s...
EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have trav...
EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on...
EOIN COLFER Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moro...
EOIN COLFER I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."
Opal tapped t...
EOIN COLFER Who are you?" he asked.
I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer t...
EOIN COLFER I'm kind of in the dark. All I know is that the screenplay is finished.
EOIN COLFER What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wo...
EOIN COLFER The trick to negotiation was to hold all the cards going in and, even if you didn't, to try to look ...
EOIN COLFER Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what...
EOIN COLFER Ignorance, as they say, is usually fatal, but sometimes it can be bliss.
EOIN COLFER And I will not be beaten by that jackass."

"Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite u...
EOIN COLFER He threw his head back and sang, "'I am a centaur, yes, a centaur is what I am.' It's not like you t...
EOIN COLFER I know what dissipate means, Arty. I'm not three, for heaven's sake.
EOIN COLFER this was business.
EOIN COLFER Careful, Mr. Spiro, guns are dangerous. Especially the end with the hole.
EOIN COLFER Holly clambered after him, struggling up the human-size steps.
"Wait! Just wait," she called, ...
EOIN COLFER Really, I'm trying to care, Artemis, really. But I thought it was all supposed to be over when the f...
EOIN COLFER Meg and Belch only had eyes for each other. Not in the usual romantic sense.
EOIN COLFER Certain battles were won by retreating.
EOIN COLFER Anybody see you come in here?"
Holly thought about it.
"The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, M16. Oh, a...
EOIN COLFER Don't worry chief,"said foaly,"It's like riding a unicorn,you never forget.
EOIN COLFER What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"
"No, Julius. It's the end of the ci...
EOIN COLFER Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
EOIN COLFER But even though there were plenty of teeth in the grin, there was no heart.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose then I'm mad. That's the way history is written
EOIN COLFER Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP ...
EOIN COLFER Too much damned TV. Thinks he's Sherlock Holmes."
"That's professor Moriarty," corrected Foaly....
EOIN COLFER My bugs don't have bugs.
EOIN COLFER Certainly, Doctor. Let's talk about your chair. Victorian?
EOIN COLFER If Koboi defeats and presumably murders us both then you can consider the debt null and void.
EOIN COLFER Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
EOIN COLFER Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
EOIN COLFER Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
EOIN COLFER (to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push ...
EOIN COLFER I am unarmed. But Butler here, my ...ah...butler, has a Sig Saucer in his shoulder holster, two shri...
EOIN COLFER Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
EOIN COLFER I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the ...
EOIN COLFER The problem is that I know the textbook answers to any question you care to ask.
EOIN COLFER I don't like lollipops.
EOIN COLFER Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would...
EOIN COLFER Trust me. I'm a genius.
EOIN COLFER Sometimes Spiro missed the times when a troublesome worker was thrown out of a high window and that ...
EOIN COLFER Of course I saved you," she said. "I couldn't do without you." And because she was happy and flushed...
EOIN COLFER Artemis: Holly, how did you find me?

Holly: Oh, I saw a huge explosion and wondered: now,...
EOIN COLFER The little boys did as they were told, eager to please their deranged brother.

"Ici, g...
EOIN COLFER Play along, the wink said. I'll get you out of this.

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Oh, I don't know; mabye it's the magi...
EOIN COLFER The only lesson I really wanted to get across,
EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers. It was great fun.
EOIN COLFER I can invent my own creatures and give them their own powers
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EOIN COLFER He uses it against me, too. One day he said, all those other kids have their books signed by you, so...
EOIN COLFER [Right now, on tour, Colfer is missing his wife and two kids but says it would be churlish not to ap...
EOIN COLFER I was lucky I was never bullied at school - I had a great gang of friends.
EOIN COLFER A pity to survive night flights over St. Georges Channel only to crack my skull falling from a ladde...
EOIN COLFER Holly
EOIN COLFER code red thing.’ Holly
EOIN COLFER upprising.
EOIN COLFER Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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EOIN COLFER The lucky ones hit partitions and went straight through. The unlucky ones collided with solid cinder...
EOIN COLFER Butler shot one of the half dozen diners a fierce glare, just in case she might be planning somethin...
EOIN COLFER Artemis took a chance on some calculated sarcasm. “Really, Spiro. Did you think I would attempt a ...
EOIN COLFER There's nothing more dangerous than a short guy with something to prove.
EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro might have “stuff ” that the military didn’t have, but Artemis Fowl had “stuff ”...
EOIN COLFER The sarcasm made a slight whistling noise as it flew over Loafers' head.
EOIN COLFER Together we will be unstoppable.
EOIN COLFER Waitress: "And to drink?"
Artemis: "Spring water. Irish, if you have it. And no ice, please. As...
EOIN COLFER The miracle of modern science. The LEP pours millions into your department, Foaly, and all you can d...
EOIN COLFER You guys looking for my dad? People are always, like, looking for him, and he's never around. Daddy ...
EOIN COLFER So, Mr. Digence, home to visit the family?"

"That's right. My mother's folks are from Kil...
EOIN COLFER The only other scenario that could explain everything, up to and including your own bizarre apperanc...
EOIN COLFER When the moment comes, will you take your chance to be a hero?
EOIN COLFER Jon Spiro had not hired Pex and Chips for their debating sills. In the job interview, they had only ...
EOIN COLFER (about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
EOIN COLFER And one more thing. About my name — Artemis — you were right. In London, it is generally a femal...
EOIN COLFER This was a nightmare scenario for any bodyguard: stuck in the middle of a transparent tube, several ...
EOIN COLFER She held out a small voice recorder. 'By the way, could you describe exactly how you felt at the mom...
EOIN COLFER You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.
'Nope,' I replied.
EOIN COLFER Excuse me, Tex," the nurse said, hands on hips. 'Would you mind reining in the voice. There are babi...
EOIN COLFER Red was smiling back at me. “Ok. I'm not in trouble. But tell me your heart didn't start beating f...
EOIN COLFER When you've come face-to-face with the dark side of the school yard, life doesn't hold many surprise...
EOIN COLFER Her glare was so intense that you completely forgot she was wearing pink.
EOIN COLFER Doobie always wanted to see the badge. It was shiny, and he was eight.
EOIN COLFER It felt like my teeth were sweating. Eoin Colfer's The Legend of Spud Murphy
EOIN COLFER Today he became a killer, or else a corpse.
EOIN COLFER Artemis and Holly stood together in their underwear, gingerly locking fingers. They had crossed spac...
EOIN COLFER Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
EOIN COLFER Some people just needed to be stolen from.
EOIN COLFER They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli...
EOIN COLFER This might hurt a little is universal code for this will definitely hurt a lot
EOIN COLFER The Theory of Evolution has more holes in it than a dam made out of Swiss cheese.
EOIN COLFER Oh,It's going to be so easy to kill you",scoffed Opal.
EOIN COLFER Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?
EOIN COLFER Now I can do the bolts," she slurred. "I've been trying to focus enough magic all week."
The ma...
EOIN COLFER I can grow cameras!" she had shrieked at the Brill brothers during one briefing. "Who's to say that ...
EOIN COLFER The next minute or so was spent howling on the ceiling . Imp No.1 joined in, but he wasn't really fe...
EOIN COLFER Maybe I owe you something too, human," she said, drawing her pistol. Butler almost reacted, but deci...
EOIN COLFER Friendship isn't a science mudboy. Just do what you think is right.
EOIN COLFER Artemis simple-toon
EOIN COLFER I am not exuding anything," said Holly through gritted teeth.

Orion tapped her shoulder. ...
EOIN COLFER Vinyaya was being openly antagonistic, and that was an emotion that could be trusted, unless of cour...
EOIN COLFER A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
EOIN COLFER Radomosity, thought Artemis. And he felt like weeping.
EOIN COLFER I'm the nut!
EOIN COLFER Mulch's tongue lolled out, resting on the centaur's neck. "Mmm," he mumbled around his tongue. "Hors...
EOIN COLFER Earth,” he began, ignoring the impulse to open his notes folder and count the words. He knew this ...
EOIN COLFER Is that how you're going to take me? Scare me into voluntarily coming aboard, then steal my Ice Cube...
EOIN COLFER Are you saying that you people knew about these amorophobots all the time?"
"Of course we did. ...
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, worthy centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER Butler snapped his fingers. "Focus, Artemis! Time enough for your Atlantis Complex later. We have th...
EOIN COLFER Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are sup...
EOIN COLFER Quickly, Holly," said Artemis urgently. "Follow those bubbles."

Holly opened the throttle...
EOIN COLFER Very well, I promise. So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" cro...
EOIN COLFER Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before br...
EOIN COLFER So, what did you get for me?"
Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans."
"What?" croaked Artemis...
EOIN COLFER Orion:"Oh, how I pray that dragon will turn 'round so that I may smite it."
Foaly: "Smite it wi...
EOIN COLFER Oh, I'm crazy all right. I do have plenty of psychoses. Multiple personality, delusional dementia, O...
EOIN COLFER Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said.

"Not me!" said Ori...
EOIN COLFER Are you an angel or a devil, sir? I need to know. Are you taking me up or down?
EOIN COLFER All we can hope for is that he will fall into the ocean with a bar of soap in his pocket.
EOIN COLFER Stupid. Stupid. Foaly, we are both imbeciles. I don't expect lateral thinking from the LEP, but from...
EOIN COLFER He had seen bigger men than he with mummy's handkerchief clutched in on hand and a bloody dagger in ...
EOIN COLFER She strode across the McGraney boundary without a backward glance, legs cutting twin swatches in the...
EOIN COLFER Artemis remembered a few lines from Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: “But I don’t want to go ...
EOIN COLFER The others ignored him, busy doing what men generally do in dangerous times: putting on their trouse...
EOIN COLFER It looks like you've found an intellectual equal, Mulch," said Holly. "It's a pity he isn't a girl; ...
EOIN COLFER Remember the pain?' thought Artemis. I hate myself. I really do.
EOIN COLFER They have gone. And the tunnel is about to close. So, boys, I am looking for someone to blame.
EOIN COLFER HOLLY: Are you suggesting I occasionally stray from the rule book?
FOALY: No. I'm suggesting yo...
EOIN COLFER Genius inspires resentment. A sad fact of life.
EOIN COLFER It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours; the magic required to open a door t...
EOIN COLFER Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test q...
EOIN COLFER No one's ever really ready for a troll.
EOIN COLFER confidence is ignorance.If your'e feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know
EOIN COLFER ...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile."
"...Where's all the loot...
EOIN COLFER Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" EOIN COLFER Time to do what he did best - plot dastardly acts.
EOIN COLFER When I went to school, I was already reading and writing. In fact, I was offended that the other kid...
EOIN COLFER I am perhaps unusual in that I came to 'Doctor Who' through the numerous novelisations and n...
EOIN COLFER I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom.
EOIN COLFER I often meet frustrated young writers who say they've only got so far and just can't finish ...
EOIN COLFER The thing about reading is that if you are hooked, you're not going to stop just because one ser...
EOIN COLFER It was no time for mercy, it was time to terminate with extreme prejudice.
EOIN COLFER No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
EOIN COLFER There is always a use for everything, Victor had told him. Even pain.
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