This summer I tried to take up golf, after many years of avoiding that particular temptation to blasphemy.

We expect to become the premier golf trail in the Midwest,

Golf is a game in which you yell "Fore!", shoot six, and write down five

Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle

He's got that nice-guy image, but he doesn't have any 'bite' to him. If he were selling golf balls, I'd buy them.

Retiring is just practicing up to be dead. That doesn't take any practice.