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This place became available, and I snatched it up. It's like a Fifties-style diner.


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TERRELL OWENS The fifties -- they seem to have taken place on a sunny afternoon that asked nothing of you except a...
ELIZABETH HARDWICK The fifties - they seem to have taken place on a sunny afternoon that asked nothing of you except a ...
ELIZABETH HARDWICK I love that pre-mod jazz look of the late Fifties, the Steve McQueen style that influenced the Briti...
MARTIN FREEMAN It just wasn't a good fit here. I feel like this was a style I didn't grow up with, I wasn't comfort...
JOSH AKOGNON Nothing was a style first. Everything started as an idea. A guy did something with an idea. Someone ...
BILL LASWELL So there is a personal sense of style for a given work - I don't like a general style, but every...
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KEN HOLLAND Aye, well, I've got my garden.
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LIKE I You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I Married to the Mob.
LIKE I Hello you're with Drudge.
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LIKE I throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
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BUTCH TRUCKS My style is dependent on my moods, so I feel like it's all over the place.
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THIERRY HENRY Seasoning in something like this is always helpful. I think this will help Dave down the road.
HARRY WELLS That's the kind of style I like - up-tempo and fast.
BOBBY DAVIS Then I became a mother and it just fills every space, that isn't filled with something else impo...
THANDIE NEWTON A sceptre snatched with an unruly hand Must be as boisterously maintained as gained, And he th...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE He snatched me, ... I just couldn't do it.
JULIAN PETERSON I from the jaws of a gardener's bitch Snatched this bone and then leapt the ditch.
SAMUEL JOHNSON I like the way he thinks. (They) like to do it up big, like our style of marching.
JAMES WEST I like style. For Dior, I did more of a collaboration shoot, not just a single image - so there was ...
EVA GREEN I was very adamant about using everyday people in the show. If we did something in a diner, I wanted...
GEORGE DURAN live life like its going out of style
ANDREW ROBERT BURN I bought this place for a pittance, because it was a dump. Rejected, abandoned, unwanted. Like me. I...
JASINDA WILDER I felt trapped and fabricated in the fifties living up to other people's expectations.
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GARY EDWARDS I just felt like I needed a starting place and this was it.
LOIS BOONE I like Daughtry, I like Nickelback, I like Dave Matthews. I like Beyonce - she's a really good e...
GRACE SLICK The town car I use is available for anyone, ... Its not mine, per se. Its available for council memb...
DOUG RUSSELL To get a game snatched like that is gut-wrenching, really.
MIKE PIAZZA When I was growing up and listening to bands like the Dave Clark Five, the groove was what initially...
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GWEN STEFANI I really, really like Nicole Richie, and the only reason why I always bring her up is because I'...
TIA MOWRY Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
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JULIA QUINN His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
JULIA QUINN Have you seen Frances?”

He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
JULIA QUINN He said he loved me,” she whispered.

Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
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KALAN KIRCHER My vocal style I haven't tried to copy from anyone. It just developed until it became the girlish wh...
ROBERT PLANT As time went on, those grants became less available and finally disappeared.
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FRED ROUSE I should have snatched it harder. I should have grabbed it harder.
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ALICE MEYNELL The impact threw Dave, as I understand it, up into the air and onto the windshield and he was killed...
ROY WILLIAMSON A style does not go out of style as long as it adapts itself to its period. When there is an incompa...
COCO CHANEL I grew up in postwar Germany. It was the opposite of the American West. The West became in my mind t...
WIM WENDERS Hockey Canada believes in a safe environment for all players and commends commissioner Dave Branch a...
BOB NICHOLSON I once saw this sign on a diner wall: "I have an agreement with the bank: they don't fry hamburgers,...
UNKNOWN A warmed-up dinner was never worth much. [Fr., Un diner rechauffe ne valut jamais rien.]
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DAVE MATTHEWS BAND I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all the...
CARMEN MIRANDA I like to smile when its natural. I'm not mad or anything. That's my style.
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DON COOLEY By the time he (the suspect) got to the diner, this place was just swarming with cops and they were ...
KENNY RUSSELL Students enjoy this class so much. It became very popular [and] it fills up quickly.
HONG ZHANG We have repeatedly tried to get Dave to figure out what he'd like to do with this stuff and it hasn'...
DOUG HERZOG Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE My vocal style I haven't tried to copy from anyone. It just developed until it became the girlis...
ROBERT PLANT Remember the diner in 'Happy Days?' I do want to do a show like that. But an updated version...
FLAVOR FLAV I've chosen my wedding ring large and heavy to continue forever. But exactly because of that all...
CARMEN MIRANDA But I needed to build up my loneliness tolerance, was all. The loneliness became like a friend, my c...
JESSICA KNOLL She snatched at the dream that had comforted her for so long. It was faded and thin, like a letter t...
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Everything is ONE!
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DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
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