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LOU GEARY I thought Drew Stafford played some of the best minutes he's played in his career here this weekend.
DAVE HAKSTOL I always thought my Olympic bronze medal was the highlight of my career, ... But this is even better...
IVAN LJUBICIC He knew all he had to do was beat the guy in front of him. He went out there and wrestled his match.
AARON SARRA I controlled the whole match. It was a good match to end my career on.
JACK MERITT This match was about Sean Brown for us. He is our only senior, and he really thought it would be nea...
CHRIS RYAN He really played some of his test tennis in that last match.
DAVE WEISFELDT I think Mike had his team as well prepared as he could. They wrestled tough in every match. He's def...
SKIP PIGHETTI Even though I wrestled Ric Flair very early on in my career, it was a short match, so getting to wre...
SHAWN MICHAELS He had, by far, the best game of his career.
JASON TREUTELAAR He definitely turned it on his senior year. He wrestled every match, 16-0 without (winning) any by f...
AL GACCIONE He won the two biggest tournaments and on the biggest stage performed the best. That was the best he...
BRIAN DEGAETANO I wrestled a much smarter match this time. I moved my feet more this time since he's so good on his ...
COLIN JOHNSTON I was kind of tired and I didn't warm up that good before the first match. I got a much better warm-...
SHACOI BERRY Taylor wrestled a good match, but needed to be a little bit more aggressive on his shots.
CHAD LATCH It's difficult for him being away from his family (in Trinidad) but at the same time, he has done so...
ELIAS HALOUTE The big biography of Lincoln necessarily had to do so much with his political career, his ambitions,...
DAVID HERBERT DONALD He wrestled a tough, smart match.
JACK CULLEN You always like to go out winning your last match, but he's had a good career.
DAVID GANEY He probably threw the best game I've seen him throw in his career.
JOSH CAMMACK Joey didn't have his best match. He'll be fine.
JAY LAPIDUS He's racing in arguably the best form of his career,
DOUG HARRISON We knew that match wasn't over until the last second was up. That's what makes this kid so great. He...
BILL HAHN There was a time when Vader and I had a main event Pay-Per-View match, back in 1993 at Halloween Hav...
MICK FOLEY I told the kids before the match that there are some matches you'll always remember. We had a lot of...
DAVE BALDANZA Every kid just came through for us and wrestled his heart out. This was not going to be a match abou...
LARRY MORGAN With each match he's getting faster and his timing is getting better. He's so excited and he wrestle...
ARMANDO GONZALEZ I always say that Ian Moser came off the mat after he won his third straight state title the same wa...
DICKY HOWELL In terms of his NFL potential, he has a chance to be the best running back this state has ever produ...
DAVE LOGAN Hamilton wrestled a smart match and really stayed on the offensive. He really took it to J.C. and go...
STEVE GIORDANO He may prove to be more valuable for them in his post race career than during the career.
DAN OSIPOW I played a tremendous match. It was one of the best matches in my whole career... I'm very happy to ...
MICHAELLA KRAJICEK I'm not interested in making the Damon-Crisp comparison because I don't think it's really pertinent ...
TERRY FRANCONA I remember it came down to his match. He lost on the last hole and that lost the Cup.
BILL HAAS When he gets the ball in his hands, good things are going to happen. It's tough to match his level o...
BILLY DAVIS It was a very disappointing way to finish my senior year and wrestling career with Vintage, but it h...
MICHELE QUERIN He's addressed it. Now it's time to finish the last four years of his career. He admits that this is...
MARC LUBET Patrick had a very productive career here at BC and we wish him all the best as he begins his profes...
JERRY YORK I think Ernie could have been more aggressive earlier in the match, but he's had a great career.
DEAN SPAHR DiMaggio was the greatest all-around player I ever saw. His career cannot be summed up in numbers an...
TED WILLIAMS This is perhaps the most valuable and memorable hundred for me in my career. I was under pressure in...
YOUNIS KHAN He has become more of a man. You can see him competing with focused energy. He's going after it like...
BRIAN SMILEY Tonight wasn't his night. He met his match.
GREG STEVENS Jeff Smith wrestled a great match. He didn't back down.
JACK KOSMICKI It feels good to get a win in your last match. I feel like it's a good way to end my career here on ...
IAN KAWAS In his second match. He looked much better than in his first.
DARREN WEBER He worked his ass off. He's done it his whole career. It's a shame we didn't follow his lead. Hopefu...
CHRIS CHELIOS I thought we wrestled pretty well. I felt we needed a win in one of those first three matches. I kne...
MARC BILLETT His career just took off. He's a natural. He was born in the saddle. In the future, I think he is go...
KIRK ZIADIE It went back and forth. It basically was kind of a controversial call because he didn't get some bac...
BRIAN GALLAGHER This is a great loss to all of us. Throughout his career, especially in the past 10 years, Gianni Ve...
EMANUEL UNGARO I believe it was the best match we wrestled all season, whether they won or lost they were aggressiv...
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ROBBIE ROBERTSON To me, he's one of the best guys I've ever seen at this stage of his career. He can be another Alex ...
ALFREDO AMEZAGA My No. 1 dream match is Brock Lesnar. And I want that to be a WrestleMania match. I don't know i...
DANIEL BRYAN That was the best I've ever seen him wrestle. A year ago he'd lose his cool. He's grown up a lot and...
GEORGE FOTENOS Terry has said he's been very clear about the fact that the habits and the desires of the consumer a...
JERRY YANG I thought (a longer match) was to my advantage. I thought I might be in better condition, so I wante...
JOSH ROBERTS Andy is not playing his best tennis. Fernando has improved very much. I think he played yesterday th...
HANS GILDEMEISTER I guess it just wasn't meant to be. I think I wrestled better my second match, but my first match di...
MANJU JABBIE I think he's played the best ball he's played in his career this year. I think he's playing as well ...
ANDRE PATTERSON I didn't think we wrestled as a team very well. But then, Polk was much better than I thought coming...
JEFF RICE Mark Winchester has left the band. He's decided that he's tired of the road and just wants t...
BRIAN SETZER Overall, we should have wrestled better. The only good thing was we had four guys win their last mat...
BILL PERRY Tyler came back in his match and he showed a lot of heart.
LENNIE ZALESKY That was his best round this year and it might be his best round ever. That shows he's coming around...
HANK DAVIDSON He didn't have a close match in the tournament; he dominated everybody he wrestled. In the four matc...
JEFF MOFFAT Everyone who watched 101 Reasons Not to be a Pro Wrestler loved watching New Jack. They loved what h...
MICHAEL MOODY I hope the President will this time around match his words with action.
WILLIAM RUTO At the end of the day, I think Karen realized it would be best for her husband to be in a place wher...
DAREK BRAUNECKER Bernie blocked better and played better than he's ever played in his career.
BARRY ALVAREZ When Sinatra said, 'For my money, Tony Bennett is the best singer I've ever heard,' it c...
TONY BENNETT That was the third time he had to wrestle his kid in the last three weeks. It was a tighter match, b...
JOE GODINHO Stu had the best game of his career. I'm really happy with Stu in the sixth-man role.
GARY KELLOUGH He is always looking for a bigger challenge. He's been a real team player this year. And it was good...
MIKE CACIARI I wrestled hard in my match. I've just got to look at the next one now.
CLAYTON WETZEL If you look at what Tim accomplished as a true freshman, I was disappointed he didn't get any awards...
IAIN BYRNE I thought it would be pretty awesome to win my last match ever. Going out with a win was a great thi...
GREGG NURRENBERN In the latter stage of his career he became a product of his time: deal-driven, acquisition-oriented...
CHARLES PEABODY I can honestly say he's in the best physical shape of his career and has never trained as extensivel...
GIL REYES Filip could have rode his guy out in that last match. But he cut him and took him down again to get ...
BOBBY SOTO Notoriously outspoken, his sentences always punctuated with profanities, General George S. Patton wa...
SIMON SINEK He has done that his whole career. That has been his M.O. I thought we had a couple of opportunities...
ROBB AKEY He hurt his shoulder about six weeks ago and he hasn't played any matches since then, so we thought ...
ALASTAIR CLARKSON I thought this was the best match we've played all season. We're not used to playing indoors, but I ...
ADAM STEINBERG His batting is one of the positives we had from the match. He batted superbly.
BOB WOOLMER It should be another tough match, but we might be able to pull this one out. Hopefully, we'll carry ...
BRENDAN BARLOW I want to be remembered as an actor who put in some good work in the beginning of his career, even b...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I just didn't wrestle my best in the semifinals. I think I got caught up in the moment and wasn't me...
BRODIE AMBROSE But he might even be available for the match at Hull on Friday.
COLIN LEE He's a very talented athlete although he might have left switching to the marathon a little late in ...
JON BROWN Jack was scrappy. He didn't stop and wrestled a hard-nosed match. He showed a lot of intestinal fort...
JAMES SHERIDAN A gentleman would be ashamed should his deeds not match his words.
CONFUCIUS A gentleman would be ashamed should his deeds not match his words.
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ANDY COULOMBE Colby, his last two games of his career, he scored 25 and 26 points and that was his career high ton...
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MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN