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GEORGE HARRISON While this is just a first step, it's an incredibly important first step.
DENIS HAYES This is the first step in a long process of restoration.
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KURT WAGNER The whole equation has changed. It used to be about facilities and locations; now it's incentives.
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JEFF MONKS Is this the first step in bringing in AMD systems to the Dell market?
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BOBBY CAMPOS He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
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JENNI FAULKNER This is the first step in making amends for what has taken place.
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ZENG HAN JUN This is a very encouraging first step.
A. LOUIS BOURGEOIS This is a hugely important first step.
DR. WILLIAM SCHAFFNER This is just an important first step.
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BRIAN TRACY We warn this is only a first step.
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MIKA KRAMMER This is the first step in determining whether and how Congress can provide a solution,
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GARY SEASE This was (just) the first step.
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JOE DUNN Awareness is the first step in healing.
DEAN ORNISH This is a first step, but it is far from the final model.
CURT MARVIS It is only the first step that is difficult.
MARIE DE VICHY-CHACONNE As in any research, achieving precise efficiency benchmarks is a critical step. Particularly in this...
YANG YANG This is really the first step. We don't know if there is a relationship.
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MATT DRUDGE To be independent of public opinion is the first formal condition of achieving anything great.
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GREGORY BATESON This is a first step, so we're not constantly looking at the general fund.
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MACK WHITTLE It's still just the first step at this point.
KOYA TABATA This was just a first step. There is more work to do.
SPENCER OVERTON The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is acceptance.
NATHANIEL BRANDEN The first step toward change is awareness. The second step is
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HIDENAO NAKAGAWA The first step in forgiveness is the willingness to forgive.
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ROBERT IGER The first step is you have to say that you can.
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ALTA CHARO The distance is nothing it is only the first step that costs
MADAME MARIE DU DEFFAND The distance is nothing; it’s only the first step that is difficult.
MME. DU DEFFAND This initiative, which must lead to a full Israeli withdrawal and complete end of occupation in Gaza...
KOFI ANNAN The first step to discovery is the last step to failure.
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STEVE JOBS To destroy is always the first step in any creation.
E. E. CUMMINGS To destroy is always the first step in any creation.
E E CUMMINGS Taking initiative is the first step in being a leader.
JACOB KEESECKER I think that retirement is the first step towards the grave.
HUGH HEFNER The distance is nothing; it is only the first step that is difficult.
MADAME MARIE DU DEFFAND Be what you are. This is the first step toward becoming better than you are.
JULIUS CHARLES HARE We do not want to participate in just one construction, this is only the first step. We hope that ot...
CLOVIS MARTINES As a first step, this might be something if it is implemented compassionately.
PETER SMITH This is a good news story. It's a very, very good first step.
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DJ PAUL We know there are 4,000 children in this state in institutions, but we suspect that there's a much g...
JEFF STENSLAND This is obviously the first step. You can't get a home game without making the playoffs, and we took...
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JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
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