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This is our lance. See, you're making me laugh about this now, because there have been a few jokes on the set about what they actually look like. But, see, I personally think they'd be a great toy. So... just batteries aren't included.
Kevin Sorbo
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If you ever watched 'Hercules,' you can see that it was made in a comical way for the most part. I remember getting lots of letters from kids around the world saying that the show helped them curb their temper and not look for trouble and just walk away from it because that was the stronger thing to do.
— Kevin Sorbo
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Away
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You have to persevere. You have to do it. I have insecurities. But whatever I'm insecure about I don't dissect it, but I'll go after it and say, What am I afraid of? I bet the average successful person can tell you they've failed so much more than they've had success. I've had far more failures than I've had successes. With every commercial I've gotten, there were 200 I didn't get. You have to go after what you're afraid of.
— Kevin Sorbo
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
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Television
Time
This is just great fun, I really appreciate all the time and kind words all these people spend just to say hello to me, not something I'm ever even tempted to take for granted.
— Kevin Sorbo
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People
Time
You know what? It happened for the right reason. Although I would have made a good Clark Kent. I look better in glasses.
— Kevin Sorbo
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Right