This is not your dad's rug, wig or toupee. This is about fashion now.

The principal's toupee is not a Frisbee

Now people can gel the hair, spike it, and even mouse it.

There is no surgery involved. It's like a contact lens with hair injected into it. Then using medical adhesive it is applied to the person's head.

You can have people round and flood out here on a summer's evening, or pull out a rug and have a bottle of wine. It is great for children, too. Our son used to run over the back through the garden to play with the little girl who played Hermione in the Harry Potter films.

Nothing is more hip than a corpse. The style is timeless. Death is trending.