This is a story of how a Baggins had an adventure, and found himself doing and saying things altogether unexpected.

They say it grows so cold up here in winter that a man’s laughter freezes in his throat and chokes him to death,” Ned said evenly. “Perhaps that is why the Starks have so little humor.

All these kings would do a deal better if they would put down their swords and listen to their mothers.

I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one.

He who hurries through life hurries to his grave.

They’re both bungholes who think they’re too noble to shit,