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DAN COURTEMANCHE We're excited about it. It's a great opportunity for both our team and players as well as our fans.
GARY CLARK This is just what we needed. We needed to be home in the friendly confines of our arena, in our city...
DAVE DICKERSON This is a team that I was allowed to build. The players will give their all in the field. I can assu...
ISRAEL COLLAZO He called out to his fellow monks,'Come quickly I am tasting stars.
JOHN GREEN What else? She is so beautiful. You don’t get tired of looking at her. You never worry if she is s...
JOHN GREEN Pero diré esto: Cuando los científicos del futuro aparezcan en mi casa con ojos robot y me digan q...
JOHN GREEN Wow,” I said. “Are you making this up?”
“Hazel Grace, could I, with my meager intellect...
JOHN GREEN Finally, I decided that the proper strategy was to stare back. Boys do not have a monopoly on the St...
JOHN GREEN We were sitting there on the couch together, and he pushed himself up to go but then fell back down ...
JOHN GREEN So it’s your death suit.”
“Correct. Don’t you have a death outfit?”
“Yeah,”...
JOHN GREEN I spent your Wish on that doucheface,” I said into his chest.
“Hazel Grace. No. I will gran...
JOHN GREEN «Hazel Grace,” he said, my name new and better in his voice. “It has been a real pleasure to ma...
JOHN GREEN Cold,” he said, pressing a finger to my pale wrist.
“Not cold so much as underoxygenated,�...
JOHN GREEN If he is anything other than a total gentleman, I’m going to gouge his eyes out.”
“So you...
JOHN GREEN People always get used to beauty, though.”
“I haven’t gotten used to you just yet,” he ...
JOHN GREEN Augustus: “You probably need some rest.”
Me: “I’m okay.”
Augustus: “Okay.” (...
JOHN GREEN Time's a slut, she screws with everyone.
JOHN GREEN como toda pregunta sobre el universo, esta vía de investigación nos obliga inevitablemente a pregu...
J.K. ROWLING No puedes escoger si serás lastimado en este mundo, pero si puedes decidir quién te lastima
JOHN GREEN But it's your life.
JOHN GREEN No matter how hard you kick, no matter how high you get, you can't go all the way round.
JOHN GREEN Cancer kids are essentially side effects of the relentless mutation that made the diversity of life ...
JOHN GREEN No puedes elegir si van hacerte daño en este mundo, pero sí eliges quién te lo hace.
JOHN GREEN you clench your teeth,you look up, you tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them,and...
JOHN GREEN That's the think about pain. It demands to be felt.
JOHN GREEN Seriously, don't even get me started on my hot bod. You don't want to see me naked, Dave. seeing me ...
JOHN GREEN Writing does not resurrect. It buries..
JOHN GREEN Pero diré esto: Cuando los científicos del futuro aparezcan en mi casa con ojos robot y me digan q...
JOHN GREEN You’re arguing that the fragile, rare thing is beautiful simply because it is fragile and rare. Bu...
JOHN GREEN So how’s it going?”
“Okay. Glad to be home, I guess. Gus told me you were in the ICU?”<...
JOHN GREEN Still perfect,” he said. “Read to me.”
“This isn’t really a poem to read aloud when y...
JOHN GREEN I think our fans are enjoying this as much as our players, coaches and cheerleaders.
DON MADZIA Living in your genome is the history of our species.
BARRY SCHULER Every team is a little different, but this year, our perimeter players have handled the ball more in...
JACK SCHRADER We look to the history of the time of framing and to the intervening history of interpretation. But ...
WILLIAM J. BRENNAN, JR. I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES This is the greatest victory in the history of Cuban baseball because our opponents were major-leagu...
FREDERICH CEPEDA This is our team's first trip up here to the Yard. We wanted to give a good showing for our communit...
ANDREW DUNCAN This is one game that's a little bit unusual just because it's a Texas team and the expectations we ...
DAVE CAMPO Our pitching has been good, and that was one of our question mark this year. This team will go as fa...
ED CRUM You go in there and prepare and play the best you can and play hard, and it'd be big for the school,...
MARQUES ALSTON We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic pis...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The voracious ambition of humans is never sated by dreams coming true, because there is always the t...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 That’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I thought being an adult meant knowing what you believe, but that has not been my experience.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 If you were to go [to the Rijksmuseum], and hopefully someday you will, you would see a lot of paint...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 If the inevitability of human oblivion worries you, I encourage you to ignore it.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I can’t talk about our love story, so I will talk about math. I am not a mathematician, but I know ...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The weird thing about houses is that they almost always look like nothing is happening inside of the...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I thought about how wonderfully strange it would be to live in a place where almost everything had b...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Grief does not change you, it reveals you.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I was thinking about the universe wanting to be noticed, and how I had to notice it as best I could....
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Some tourists think Amsterdam is a city of sin, but in truth it is a city of freedom. And in freedom...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I started thinking about little kids putting a cylindrical peg through a circular hole, and how they...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Sometimes people don’t understand the promises they’re making when they make them. Right, of cours...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 It seemed like forever ago, like we’d had this brief but still infinite forever. Some infinities ar...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I’m in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inev...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 That was the worst part about having cancer, sometimes: The physical evidence of disease separates y...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The urge to make art or contemplate philosophy does not go away when you are sick. Those urges just ...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 [Not smoking the cigarette is] a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, ...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, a...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Thinking you won’t die is yet another side effect of dying.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 There will come a time, when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a time when there are no...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 The pleasure of remembering had been taken from me, because there was no longer anyone to remember w...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Nostalgia is a side effect of dying.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 It’s almost as if the way you imagine my dead self says more about you than it says about either th...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and you become convinc...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories.
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 There is this unwritten contract between author and reader and I think not ending your book kind of ...
, THE FAULT IN OUR STARS, 2012 I'm a roller coaster that only foes up.
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AUGUSTUS WATERS THE FAULT IN OUR STARS The Storm organization recognizes its responsibility to the community, not just here in Seattle but ...
KAREN BRYANT This will be a great series for our team and our fans, and it continues our model of playing major i...
MIKE HAMILTON I was a bit of a Victorian Lady, fainting-wise.
JOHN GREEN While I did not fancy myself a particularly good person, I never thought my first real sexual action...
JOHN GREEN Mom sobbed something into Dad's chest that I wish I hadn't heard, and that I hope she never finds ou...
JOHN GREEN Come over here so I can examine your face with my hands and see deeper into your soul than a sighted...
JOHN GREEN But it is the nature of stars to cross, and never was Shakespeare more wrong than when he has Cassiu...
JOHN GREEN But this was the truth, a pitiful boy who desperately wanted not to be pitiful, screaming and crying...
JOHN GREEN This is an exciting time. A new chapter in our history.
JOHN BARTH This is a superior management team. They are the best in the industry, and I am confident they will ...
ED WHITACRE We are thrilled to play in the AutoZone Liberty Bowl. This is going to be a great experience for our...
PAT HILL Our football history is brief. Not a lot of people know about us, but if you watch us, watch our pla...
BOBO BALDE There were a lot of our fans there. It was real special.
DERRICK BONNER Other players have come in and said that our fans are crazy. The fans are crazy, and they are wonder...
AARON FOSTER The Cravens were a vital part of our city, county and state for many years. They truly left an indel...
MARY STEIGER We hope to be able to give our fans an opportunity to help our community and victims of the hurrican...
CHARLOTTE JONES We're on the surface of what I think we're going to be able to accomplish. This is a great place, an...
BILLY GILLISPIE He did a lot for this city, this team, and the NFL, period. We have a mural on the wall when our pla...
ROMEO CRENNEL Philadelphia loves its team, and being able to win a World Series for the city, fans, players and ou...
PAT GILLICK Ohio Stadium is where our statewide community comes together every fall, and this effort allows our ...
KAREN HOLBROOK In the world of the present, in our time, we feel that suffering, anguish, the torments of body and ...
EYVIND JOHNSON The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns.
MARSHALL MCLUHAN The players really like the idea of having a permanent home where the team can feel comfortable, get...
FERNANDO TORRES We still have a young team, there's no seniors. So we can kind of mold our players into our own team...
ANGELA MUNCHEL The world can now maintain an acute infection in a way that is unprecedented in the history of life ...
NATHAN WOLFE Your past doesn't actually exist. What you think is your past is a tiny blip of electricity in your ...
DAN PEARCE Joe plays a crucial role in most everything we accomplish. His determination, intelligence and desir...
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MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN