This is a sad day. We're becoming a laughingstock of not only the nation, but of the world, and I hate that.

This is a sad day, not just for Kansas kids, but for Kansas. We're becoming a laughingstock not only of the nation but of the world.

When mainstream science accepts this, we can put them in science classes.

Look at the media we're attracting. This is not positive media, folks, this is negative media. We're becoming the laughingstock not only of the nation, but of the world, and I hate that.

In the dying world I come from, quotation is a national vice.

They say Sunday is the most segregated day of the week.