This is a national epidemic. The term epidemic seems appropriate. This isn't a problem that is just in Pennsylvania or just Philadelphia. It is happening around the country.
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JULIE GERBERDING This cures everything except stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise. CARLOS RUIZ ZAFóN The epidemic situation is very severe. Right now is spring, when there is a high chance of bird flu ... YIN CHENGJIE We're going after a problem that is becoming an epidemic. Calling records are being taken and privac... SEN. DAVE ARONBERG For me, my life is a journey. JAY ELECTRONICA Nathan "N.R." Gaddis did not say :: 2109 fellow Goodreaders [can’t be wrong] gave [K... NATHAN "N.R." GADDIS Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad... MARK HYMAN Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. MARCUS AURELIUS It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN We were shocked by the findings. Given the amount of media attention this epidemic has gotten, we di... 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