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Mark McWhorter

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ERIK YOUNGS Having a memoir and a retrospective of your work running almost simultaneously when you're still...
ANTHONY BROWNE This is a way to help us grow and show people what we're capable of from our location. We sometimes ...
KAMREN COLSON We need that from him. He has to step up and take charge. We need him to show the way. He's doing we...
MATT BASCIANO (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON Changing a habit or routine doesn't happen overnight. It takes a little bit of time and may take...
JOHN RAMPTON The things that I know from watching him in Milwaukee and Arizona, the thing we're going to work on ...
JOSE OQUENDO I would have to say all he needs is a little bit to go his way. If a little bit goes his way, I thin...
MARCO ANDRETTI He indicated that. He'd had plenty of work. For him playing 18 straight, he was happy to get a littl...
MIKE MCKENNA This is a solid group. They are all good students, they work hard and they all show up. They have en...
BOB SHRADER All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten lau...
FRED ALLEN I'm fucking the grave, I thought, I'm bringing the dead back to life...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI It makes you wonder why the human race can be so selfish and self-centered sometimes, when on cold w...
GARY F EVANS... To have a pet in the family is to invite good health into your lives.It brings happiness to all and ...
GARY F EVANS... Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM The role of the Christian is to let other people know what Jesus has done, not to think of themselve...
LEWIS N. ROE Naturalistic atheism debunks itself. It has no power to explain even some of the most basic principl...
LEWIS N. ROE It's important to understand that if someone calls themselves a Christian, it does not automatically...
LEWIS N. ROE As far back as history records people thinking, thinking people have been befuddled by the mysteries...
LEWIS N. ROE All religions have periods in their history which are looked back to with retrospective fear and tre...
RICHARD LE GALLIENNE The scientific method gives us information by testing and repeating observable things so that we can...
LEWIS N. ROE He was bowling the way he felt was a safe way to bowl and a way he thought was going to work for him...
BRUCE REID The conditioning work is allowing us to push for points for all three periods, and we needed to do t...
JOE HORVATH Mark didn't know this, but we've wanted him for a long time. Mark fits our style perfectly the way h...
JED HOYER Nasser Hussain is brilliant. I am very impressed with him. With no disrespect to the current players...
DAVID GOWER Every time a man expects, as he says, his money to work for him, he is expecting other people to wor...
DOROTHY L. SAYERS The best way to show appreciation for someone's work is to give them ample time to work.
MATT MALDRE When a man takes one step toward God, God takes more steps toward that man than there are sands in t...
THE WORK OF THE CHARIOT If you work for a man, in heavens name work for him!If he pays you wages that supply you your bread ...
ELBERT HUBBARD Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you...
C. JOYBELL C. History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN It's easy to work for somebody else; all you have to do is show up.
RITA WARFORD It's easy to work for somebody else; all you have to do is show up.
JOHN WANAMAKER They were very happy to see him finally get a reward for all the hard work he has put in for several...
GUY CROY I got a call from Steve from jail, and he said he was suffering. It doesn't have to work this way.
DALE GIERINGER A lot of hard work has been put into the show this year.
NIGEL HARMAN Not there. He doesn't work his way in behind the jab, he doesn't punch to the body. Rather than work...
TEDDY ATLAS It's a great gift for Todd, his new baby boy, and I'm really happy for him. I'm just happy for Todd ...
BILL HAGER I've watched him on telly and he's been pulling loads of saves out to be fair to him - that save fro...
BEN FOSTER He has the charisma a quarterback should have. The other guys respect him for his hard work and athl...
THOMAS BROOKS I know it sounds like the party line, but I just love doing this show, ... Larry is just an odd man,...
WANDA SYKES Unfortunately, this setback cost us a little bit of work. There's still some stuff around the bag he...
DALE SVEUM Pleasures flit by - they are only for yourself; work leaves a mark of long-lasting joy, work is for ...
DMITRI MENDELEEV The world believes ‘asakti’ [infatuation, attraction of atoms] to be love and (then) become conf...
DADA BHAGWAN There has never been a gallery here for me to show my work. I show all over the country, and I've ne...
LUCY SILLIMAN Jesse had a fine season and this is an outstanding honor for him. We know he will continue to work h...
DAVE BOOTS The most unhappy of all men is the man who cannot tell what he is going to do, who has got no work c...
THOMAS CARLYLE That half-a-billion dollars didn't benefit one child in this state. He has got to show us a business...
ASSEMBLYMAN GREENWALD That half-a-billion dollars didn't benefit one child in this state. He has got to show us a business...
ASSEMBLYMAN LOUIS GREENWALD A real writer learns from earlier writers the way a boy learns from an apple orchard-by stealing wha...
ARCHIBALD MACLEISH It's the easiest way to explain the shape these seals make from a distance. And that bit of advice a...
KATHY HOWARD I gave him a smile. I was aiming for sweet, but he turned a shade paler and scooted a bit farther fr...
ILONA ANDREWS I'm so impressed with the research that went into this book. I know Joel is a solid reporter -- afte...
DEBBIE DAVIS I'm so impressed with the research that went into this book, ... I know Joel is a solid reporter -- ...
JOEL DAVIS I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look for...
WILLIAM ERNEST HOCKING As I’ve said, encountering death has a way of jerking your priorities into line.
JAMES C. DOBSON The atheist might have no proof for the supernatural, but they also have no proof against it. If we ...
LEWIS N. ROE The event has been in the works for about six months, and it has taken a lot of hard work and time t...
JENNIFER BAKER The fact that George Bush has come to Belfast to meet Tony Blair in this location ... is in a sense ...
ROBIN OAKLEY Unsubscribe from should-a, would-a, could-a
MICHAEL H. DANSBURY Now, things are different. Mike admits he has a lot to prove. There has been a definite change to th...
DAVE LEWIS I think the big thing about Chuck is he has done this all behind the scenes with very little fanfare...
DAVE LOOS Honestly, I have had to live like a high priestess in this show. It is a very, very lonely life. Whe...
ANN MILLER I have a 30-minute drive to work and almost every day I cry all the way to work and all the way home...
AMBROSIA PRUDHOMME He has a chance to do some big things in this game. He's a great player. He just needs to work hard ...
DARRYL FEEMSTER God could have over-ruled every difficulty in your way, had he seen it expedient. But he is pleased ...
JOHN NEWTON From my conversations with him, he's having a great spring. He's a lefty that throws hard. He has a ...
TODD PRIDY Justin has pitched well all season. It just so happened that things fell our way today and we were f...
DEREK ERGLE The work for the show is all very new.
MARK STEINMETZ We work hard on the show. We really believe in the show. It's an enormous privilege to work on a sho...
ROMA DOWNEY Shipping a few days out has been my way of doing it, but for this race I'd have to think we'd do it ...
MICHAEL TROMBETTA He has set aside the charade of Kyoto and he is saying we can do it in a better way, a more responsi...
CHUCK HAGEL This is one way that we can show our support for the men and women who work so hard to protect our c...
CHUCK SMITH Curran's whore comes to visit us," Jarek said in accented English.

The three men laughed ...
ILONA ANDREWS August did a a lot of good work on the play, and it's changed a great deal from Yale. He knew what h...
GORDON DAVIDSON The fact is that if the writer's attention is on producing a work of art, a work that is good in its...
FLANNERY O'CONNOR Edwin's been on fire, ... I've watched him on telly and he's been pulling loads of saves out to be f...
BEN FOSTER What an artist learns matters little. What he himself discovers has a real worth for him, and gives ...
EMIL NOLDE The numbers are fluctuating up and down a bit each year, but the fact that the surveys consistently ...
COLLEEN WINTER His work ethic is one of his stronger points. He has a lot of offensive ability, a short stroke that...
GREG HUNTER They need to understand they have to do something post secondary. Work is inevitable. They have to p...
DEBORAH KERR To an unbelieving person nothing renders service or work for good. He himself is in servitude to all...
MARTIN LUTHER I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look for...
WILLIAM ERNEST HOCKING I find that a man is as old as his work. If his work keeps him from moving forward, he will look f...
WILLIAM ERNEST HOCKING That's the way he is. He doesn't want to be away from work.
DEMA GUINN A writer never reads his work. For him, it is the unreadable, a secret, and he cannot remain face to...
MAURICE BLANCHOT Rich countries have been given time until 2013 to eliminate agricultural export subsidies. That's ei...
ANDREW WORK In South Korea, rice farmers get large income support from the government, which also leads to highe...
ANDREW WORK We have to put on a little circus. We figure that sometimes you have to add a bit of dramatic elemen...
ANDREW WORK There are some parallels in the sense that the (USA) Patriot Act represents some retrenchment of our...
CLEMENS WORK I said that in my box of dreams, I hoped that someday they would be exonerated.
CLEMENS WORK It was an ugly time.
CLEMENS WORK I said that in my box of dreams, I hoped that some day they would be exonerated.
CLEMENS WORK I want this plan to succeed. But it's very difficult for me to see how it would.
ROBERT WORK Akhenaten's allegedly monotheistic worship of Aten and the more naturalistic art produced during...
PAMELA SARGENT She was scarcely a year older than I was, dark-haired, slender, with a face that would break your he...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Honestly, I have had to live like a high priestess in this show. It is a very, very lonely life. Whe...
ANN MILLER I had Cooper in December and was back on the red carpet in January. I picked him up and took him to ...
MELISSA RIVERS The reality is that the guys starting in front of him are All-Stars. This is an opportunity for Buck...
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EARLON MCWHORTER I doubt we'll be able to take much action on that right away.
EARLON MCWHORTER We're willing to look in the mirror, see what we see and do what we have to do to make this universi...
EARLON MCWHORTER An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing.
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MARK BILLINGHAM Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
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MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
MARK TWAIN It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori...
MARK FOLEY The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti...
MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
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MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
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MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
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MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
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MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
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MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
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MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
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MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
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MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
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MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
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MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person.
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MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
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MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
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MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view
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MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
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MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
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MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
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MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL