This guy had more lines than loose-leaf.

It's hard to take someone seriously when they leave you a note saying, 'Your ugly.' My ugly what? The idiot didn't even know the difference between your and you're.

My eyes are not worthy to look upon your face, yet they will not rest until they see you again.

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

if everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane(T-Shirt)