Think off-center.

When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat.

I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

Cop didn't see it, I didn't do it!

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like