Things said to a reporter in confidence should be kept in confidence.

Doorman -- a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Why can't I be the adorable one?

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think.