Things last either too long, or not long enough,

The only difference between a caprice and a lifelong passion is that the caprice lasts a little longer

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.

It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

No, I am not at all cynical, I have merely got experience, which, however, is very much the same thing.

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.