Things just happen, one after another. They don't care who knows. But history ... ah, history is different. History has to be observed. Otherwise it's not history. It's just... well, things happening one after another.
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Related How do I define history? It's just one fucking thing after another ALAN BENNETT Each script has its own calligraphic and cultural history. It is more a question of matching differe... BRUNO MAAG Two categories of people can be found in the world today. There are those who make things happen and... BENJAMIN SUULOLA History in its broadest aspect is a record of man's migrations from one environment to another. ELLSWORTH HUNTINGTON New Orleans has to rebuild not just its buildings and its political culture, but its image, ... The ... JOEL KOTKIN rejection, ordered a series of aerial attacks on the Royal Air Force bases and radar stations in sou... HOURLY HISTORY despite the anti-Semitic attitudes of Vienna at HOURLY HISTORY Moral courage is the most valuable and usually the most absent characteristic in men.” —General ... HOURLY HISTORY Society wants to believe it can identify evil people, or bad or harmful people, but it’s not pract... HOURLY HISTORY Lucky nation is the one who has at least one great progressive revolutionary man in its history! MEHMET MURAT ILDAN History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history. CLARENCE DARROW Those who invoke history will certainly be heard by history. And they will have to accept its verdic... DAG HAMMARSKJOLD Won't it be wonderful when black history and native American history and Jewish history and all ... MAYA ANGELOU Sometimes history takes things into its own hands. THURGOOD MARSHALL History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history. CLARENCE DARROW History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history. CLARENCE DARROW History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history CLARENCE DARROW As history has also shown, especially in the twentieth century, one of the first things an ideologue... THOMAS SOWELL I just like winning every tournament that I play. All of them are important for me. Each has its own... NEYMAR Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top -- or on the bottom. I guess I'm som... RICHARD MILHOUS NIXON Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I guess I'm some... RICHARD M. NIXON The beauty or ugliness of a character lay not only in its achievements, but in its aims and impulses... THOMAS HARDY There are two things in Indian history - one is the incredible optimism and potential of the place, ... SALMAN RUSHDIE By its very nature, history is always a one-sided account. DAN BROWN It's excellent news, and well justified. One of the things we learned in our tours around the valley... JEFF BECKELMAN This is one of the biggest clubs in Europe and I want to be a part of its history. MARTIN JOL History repeats itself, and that's one of the things that's wrong with history. CLARENCE DARROW History does not record in its annals any lasting domination exercised by one people over another, o... JOSE RIZAL History has its truth, and so has legend. Legendary truth is of another nature than historical truth... VICTOR HUGO It's important for us to see and to know this is a part of our history, not just black history but A... JEFFERSON RUSSELL Physics advances by accepting absurdities. Its history is one of unbelievable ideas proving to be tr... RIVKA GALCHEN History is filled with brilliant people who wanted to fix things and just made them worse. CHUCK PALAHNIUK The basketball history is rich, probably much deeper than football. It's definitely something that h... JUSTIN ROPER My wife and I don't consider ourselves just the owners of the railroad. We consider ourselves guardi... AL HARPER History had its own way of explaining things. The way historians explain things is by telling a stor... DONALD KAGAN If you think about the history of the PC industry, the PC industry has essentially been nothing but ... ERIC SCHMIDT I happen to be one of the actors that was working at that time, which was during Black History Month... CHARLES WELDON After all, the history of the 20th century is the history of social revolutions. ERNEST MANDEL Although it's rooted in the history of the revolution, its philosophical slant is, I suppose, contem... ROGER WATERS I look back at history, and some of the worst governments we've ever had, you know one of the fi... SHERROD BROWN We have need of history in its entirety, not to fall back into it, but to see if we can escape from ... JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET Life isn't meant to be easy. It's hard to take being on the top - or on the bottom. I guess ... RICHARD M. NIXON I'm somewhat horrified because I don't think the young people today even know what history is. Some ... JOAN SUTHERLAND We're trying to tell the history of Wisconsin one community at a time. Each community has its own pe... DAVID HESTAD Another piece of Parkersburg's history is gone. BARBARA WALKER There's a lot of history I care about, but right now I just want to move forward, KANSAS After the Simpson trial, after all the bad things Cochran was claiming, I became the most investigat... MARK FUHRMAN It is in the very nature of things human that every act that has once made its appearance and has be... HANNAH ARENDT It was just one of those things in history that you did the right thing at the right time. ISAAC HAYES I had this feeling that, somehow, we ought to be teaching not just the history of particular nations... DAVID CHRISTIAN One of Britain's big problems throughout history has been that we lust after consumer goods from... KATE WILLIAMS No one even knows one percent of the fabulous history of Man; but thanks to history, we know about o... FIDEL CASTRO History isn't like that. History unravels gently, like an old sweater. It has been patched and darne... TERRY PRATCHETT If the only significant history of human thought were to be written, it would have to be the history... ALBERT CAMUS For too long, history has imposed a binary condition on its black citizens: either nameless or renow... MARGOT LEE SHETTERLY “The Sumerian cuneiform wrote honest history, with no pen, but after the pen was invented, history... DR.MOHAMMED FAIG ABAD ALRAZAK Paramount is mining its own history. BRANDON GRAY I don't care if, or who, whatever historical figure they want to say is gay. If we're discussing his... KAREN ENGLAND Throughout history, it would appear that evil discriminated against just a few. Do not be fooled; Wh... ENRIQUE VEGA The very concept of history implies the scholar and the reader. Without a generation of civilized pe... GEORGE F. KENNAN Don't make excuses. Make things happen. Make changes. Then make history. DOUG HALL Just because history is written by the victor does not necessarily mean that it is false. Therefore... COLONEL BRIAN D. PERRY SR. History is still happening GODFRIED BOMANS The airline industry has a horrendous history in Chapter 11. Those who do not learn from history are... ANTHONY SABINO However much history may be invoked in support of these policies (affirmative action), no pol... THOMAS SOWELL One of the most important things I have found is that no one
school of thought has all of the answer... LEWIS N. ROE I love to read history; at its best, it is an art. DAVID EBERSHOFF You cannot take one set of issues from one country and apply it to another. They are all different, ... AGA KHAN IV This is not history. This is happening now. GABRIEL STAURING The Chinese government wants me to say that for many centuries Tibet has been part of China. Even if... DALAI LAMA I think the history of the world suggests if one studies the Romans, and one studies the early Greek... JON HUNTSMAN, SR. Each second of every time has its own story and history to be filed. OSCAR AULIQ-ICE Anyone who knows history, particularly the history of Europe, will, I think, recognize that the domi... ELEANOR ROOSEVELT One of the things that's important about family is the narrative history they create for themsel... GABE NEWELL It is not observed in history that families improve with time. GEORGE WILLIAM CURTIS American music has touched everyone's lives throughout its short history, HILARY ROSEN One who shows positive efforts in doing things the right way is a good successor towards making her ... BOAZ AKUDE I have not much interest in anyone's personal history after the tenth year, not even my own. Whateve... KATHERINE ANNE PORTER I've watched them grow up and study Russian history and American history, ... and they didn't know a... LOUNG UNG History is on every occasion the record of that which one age finds worthy of note in another. JAKOB BURCKHARDT Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper. UNKNOWN HISTORY STUDENT I once asked my history teacher how we were expected to learn anything useful from his subject, when... UNKNOWN HISTORY STUDENT L.A. prides itself on newness or being the last frontier or just not liking old things and tearing t... KIM GORDON Presidents make history. I'm just a tool of history. CHRIS WEITZ There is another bend in the road after this. No one knows what will happen. L.M. MONTGOMERY We've found that the growth of actin is dependent on its loading history -- not just on the load it ... DANIEL FLETCHER I'm somewhat horrified because I don't think the young people today even know what history i... JOAN SUTHERLAND Those of us who have gathered here, ... we owe something from this minute on, so this gathering is n... MAYA ANGELOU We want to make history. There's only been one other team who has done it. And who knows how long ag... ADIN DUE'AS Any regime or any government which motivates its own people to be different than one another is a go... MEHMET MURAT ILDAN No incident, however seemingly trivial, is unimportant in the scheme of things. One event leads to a... JODI TAYLOR I must admit, maybe I am a piece of history after all. ALAN SHEPARD I must admit, maybe I am a piece of history after all. ALAN B. SHEPARD JR. I must admit, maybe I am a piece of history after all. ALAN B. SHEPARD, JR. History is the present. That's why every generation writes it anew. But what most people think of as... E. L. DOCTOROW No one can understand Paris and its history who does not understand that its fierceness is the balan... G. K. CHESTERTON As history has repeatedly proven, one trade tariff begets another, then another - until you've g... MARK MCKINNON This is one of the biggest cases the court has dealt with in its 28-year history and it requires mam... BRUCE PHILLIPS He was the first to want to make poverty history, and his... reforms came to pass centuries after he... GEOFFREY ROBERTSON When you make it an issue, it does not just become an issue, but it also grows to become a history a... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH
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It's the difference between using a feather and using a chicken. TERRY PRATCHETT I saved a man's life once," said Granny. "Special medicine, twice a day. Boiled water with a bit of ... TERRY PRATCHETT The Monks of Cool, whose tiny and exclusive monastery is hidden in a really cool and laid-back valle... TERRY PRATCHETT She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their ... TERRY PRATCHETT His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignorance, a disability wh... TERRY PRATCHETT Just because someone's a member of an ethnic minority doesn't mean they're not a nasty small-minded ... TERRY PRATCHETT Maurice watched them argue again. Humans, eh? Think they're lords of creation. Not like us cats. We ... TERRY PRATCHETT The only superstition I have is that I must start a new book on the same day that I finish the last ... TERRY PRATCHETT Dickens, as you know, never got round to starting his home page. 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They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves ar... TERRY PRATCHETT "Why does everyone run toward a blood curdling scream?" mumbled the Senior Wrangler. "It is contrary... TERRY PRATCHETT A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. TERRY PRATCHETT Sham Harga had run a succesful eatery for many years by always smiling, never extending credit, and ... TERRY PRATCHETT It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If ... TERRY PRATCHETT It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence coul... TERRY PRATCHETT An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs ... TERRY PRATCHETT A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read. TERRY PRATCHETT Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate... TERRY PRATCHETT The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then... TERRY PRATCHETT For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) ... TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his l... TERRY PRATCHETT In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded. TERRY PRATCHETT Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off. TERRY PRATCHETT The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head. TERRY PRATCHETT God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which migh... TERRY PRATCHETT