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They're very professional about their service. Before they actually do the work, they're very thorough on pricing and budgeting, and if the design is drawn incorrectly, they'll say something rather than just plainly price what's shown.


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MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
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MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN