They're trying to make me lose all my hair early.


Mark Lundgren

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Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
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My fans want me with my hair.
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They've all diversified into cremation products, trying to lose the burial business to themselves.
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Don't waste your time trying to put me down; I won't lose an inch of my ground because you're the wo...
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A psychiatrist once told me early in treatment, “Stop trying to make me like you,” and what a so...
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My hair has been this chapter thing for me. In 'Jem,' I have blue hair. 'Insidious,'...
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A Mark that spoke of loss was still a Mark, a remembrance. You could not lose something you never ha...
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I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.
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Early in my career, people wanted to hear music about protest, about trying to change things.
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I don't need to do a reality show to make my mark in this world.
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But in the way of bargain, mark ye me, I 'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair. -King Henry IV. Par...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
All my life, people have been underestimating me.
HUGH CAREY
This is my natural hair color. I'm usually blonder but not that blond. That was a wig actually becau...
SOFIA VERGARA
It's emotional. I have to thank my players, who helped me to reach this mark.
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You can put buttons on the bear or mark your bear with markers, and here's all the glue you need. Yo...
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We lose our hair, our teeth! Our bloom, our ideals.
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People were trying to outdo each other cheering and booing. Mark would just stand there, arms out, l...
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Ever since I was small I loved feeling somebody comb my hair. It made me go all sleepy and peaceful.
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Most everybody needs clothes. Theyre going to need clothing--jeans, T-shirts, socks, the whole thing...
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I love my red hair. It makes me spunkier.
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Basically, we spend every waking hour and every dime we make trying to be something we're not, ... F...
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Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: theyre only animals.
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I want to make love, but my hair smells of war and running and running.
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I rolled up my sleeves and said, 'I want to make a mark on this world.'
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Invade me now, my ruthless friend,
And make me cower in the dark.
Remind me that I'm all a...
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I used to experiment all the time with my hair color.
OLIVIA WILDE
We are trying not to make a big deal of the record. We are aware of our situation, but it is early.
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It's not the kind of thing we'll make money on -- I'm trying not to lose money on it, ... I want to ...
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make their mark quickly.
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My hair and make-up secret is 'the messier the better.'
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I'm trying to make the most of my opportunities.
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JOSEPH CONRAD
Seriously, it takes me, like, 30 minutes to do my hair before a game.
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That year we had that big lead early [in the season], but this year has been a tough fight. That tim...
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BLAKE LEWIS
My mom started yelling at me because she thought I cut my hair off.
DYLAN BALL
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Don't make me laugh, I'm trying to be mad at you.
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It's asking for trouble. It's trying to make the highest mark and be king of the hill. When you go u...
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RELIENT K
You can’t win unless you try to win, but you can lose by trying not to lose.
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I don't like people telling me what to do, or trying to MAKE me write songs.
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If you can just imagine me with a large question mark over my head -- that's really my impression.
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Experience is a comb that life gives you after you lose your hair.
JUDITH STERN
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
CLAUDETTE COLBERT
Men don't get smarter when they grow older. They just lose their hair.
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That's what keeps me out there trying to be perfect. Because I feel people still haven't seen the be...
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MARK RUSSELL
To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN
Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN
Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN
Here's one of my bad habits: when I go to someone's house, I head straight to their bookshel...
MARK FRAUENFELDER
Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
MARK BILLINGHAM
China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
MARK CARWARDINE
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN
There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN
Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN
Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST
I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN
The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS
A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN
Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN
There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN
If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN
There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN
The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN
Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI
Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN
I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL
I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON