They're my babies. There's some separation anxiety when they get adopted, but I'm always so glad they find homes.

Separation anxiety is probably the No. 1 crisis I deal with, but the job involves a whole lot more than that.

Other reasons might include overeating due to separation anxiety when the child leaves the home, or parents not wanting to criticize their children's eating habits when they are young.

Maybe we tried to leave as much memories of ourselves with each other because we knew one day we wouldn't be together any more.

Women have invented nothing in all that, except the men who were born as male babies and grew up to be men big enough to be killed fighting.

It did what all ads are supposed to do: create an anxiety relievable by purchase.