They're in pole position, i.e. in 3rd position, for the Champions League.


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He's acknowledged in the league as one of the best position coaches.
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A pole here at Bristol is awesome. That's what you need here where track position is everything.
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They're in position to win the league because they know how to win at the end of the game.
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the undisputed champions of the league in quarterback calamity.
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If I had to choose, qualifying for the Champions League has priority.
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It's very important for the club, the manager, the fans and everybody to be in the Champions League ...
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That puts us in a much better position for the weekend.
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They were in a position of total ignorance and people in that position often died without being enli...
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We're not in a position to set dates for trial.
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She has an extremist's position,
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We were thinking he was in a great position for the Peterson.
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Politically, it's not a comfortable position for them to be in.
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in a stronger defensive position.
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They are the two best pitchers in the Horizon League. They worked hard and deserve to be champions.
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Ultimately, they're all in the same position.
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the strongest position we've ever been in.
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In high school, it's a critical position. A bad snap is worth 50 yards of field position.
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It's the position now, the position to play.
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Luckily the disc was in the up position,
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We're just in a critical position,
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Wow, he's in an awkward position.
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Make the entity in the best position to mitigate the risk responsible for the risk.
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We were in position to win the game.
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JEFF HOUSTON
Let’s accept it that dead people are in position for relaxing and watching.
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I'm sorry, ... did you say Boris Karloff?
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MARK TWAIN
The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN
Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN
It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN
Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI
Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY
There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN
Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE
Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN
I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL
I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN
Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN
As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE
He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL
I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE