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Its a funny thing, I noticed that when people are joking theyre usually dead serious, and when theyr... 
Auschwitz begins wherever someone looks at a slaughterhouse and thinks: theyre only animals. 
Decisions are the endless uncertainties of life that we'll not know if theyre right until the very e... 
The thing i hate most about rock and roll is the tie dyed tshirts, unless theyre died with blood and... 
Only in spontaneity can we be who we truly are. 
Well, well, well I am trap in well, half way to hell. 
I'm asking God to bless you with something that unsettles you, disturbs you, and upsets you. 
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Vents were added to the rear bonnet in 1972 and resulted in wet engines and starting problems, and t... 
Yes! Very funny this terrible thing is. A man that is born falls into a dream like a man who falls i... 
I feel responsible that everyone has a really wonderful experience and to do the best work possible,... 
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How funny are dogs? 
Where’s the ice cream?”
He was the firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton of a firstborn Bridgerton eight times over... 
Green grass breaks through snow,
You saved Dad's life. If anyone's got the right to eavesdrop on him, it's you. 
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn." 
Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. "No, sh... 
I didn’t know if I could stop her with one blow. But I could whack the crap out of her. 
At fifty times the distance, you dispatched that ko-bold with three arrows to the neck. I’ve earne... 
I should have known the power-hungry slave drivers at River's Edge would see my five days of freedom... 
He begged to know to which of his fair cousins the excellency of its cookery was owing. 
I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago."
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Remember that the bad days are not forever, and the trouble which seems so terrible at last. 
They taught me different was wrong. 
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No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it. 
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I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. 
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