They'd both tell you exactly what they wanted. 'Ashley, do this. Move the cup there. Turn round, take two seconds and then look.' And you just have to go, 'Yeah, you know what you're doing.'

I am not a wolf in sheep's clothing, I'm a wolf in wolf's clothing.

A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means he made the entire universe in the dark! How fucking good is that? He's brilliant.

He'll be alright.

The grass isn't always greener on the other side!