Bill Maher
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CHRISTIAN MAHER It's a savage profit warning for the UK with the number for 2007 likely to shift materially below cu... CHRISTIAN MAHER If the BOJ can deliver an exit strategy without creating undue political friction, it could be the c... DARAGH MAHER There is a big hangover from soft U.S. data we had yesterday which worked in the direction of dollar... DARAGH MAHER If they all go real fast at the same time you get a traffic jam and performance goes down. CHRIS MAHER It's a savage profit warning for the UK, with numbers for 2006/07 likely to shift materially below c... CHRISTIAN MAHER The outlook is worse than we had hoped. CHRISTIAN MAHER The move (to sell) is not illogical given the lack of control, but it is slightly at odds with the c... CHRISTIAN MAHER It's a savage profit warning for the UK. CHRISTIAN MAHER Hopefully, that will give our players a little bit of incentive to prove to their fans, their friend... KIM MAHER But I felt the moral obligation to help prevent what happened to me from happening to our people. MAHER ARAR They are doing this to people and it is wrong, wrong, wrong. This is an evil practice, and I want th... MAHER ARAR He always wants to come with me. He insists, and he cries if I can't take him. He's afraid that if I... MAHER ARAR I still have the nightmares. I see the same person who tortured me in my dreams. MAHER ARAR They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,' MAHER ARAR You have to understand, for a torture victim, this is an independent confirmation, ... And I would c... MAHER ARAR C&W has announced a sharply lower outlook for UK profitability in 2007, underlining our fears about ... CHRISTIAN MAHER Certainly, the tone of the Inflation Report did not hint at such a pronounced division within the ce... DARAGH MAHER You can imagine the kind of problems you can solve with this, like a tsunami warning device that wou... CHRIS MAHER Our customers are going to push us in that direction. MAHER MASRI I'd be a bit nervous about the pound's rally recently. We've not seen enough evidence of a pickup in... DARAGH MAHER There are concerns that the revival in euro zone business confidence has been driven by the external... DARAGH MAHER The industry news remains dire and the brief outlook given here for 2007 is worse than we had hoped. CHRISTIAN MAHER Matisse is light years ahead of VI [Eclipse Visual Interface]. MAHER MASRI One month's out performance does not mean the long-awaited consumer revival has arrived. DARAGH MAHER In essence, it's not so much what Penn State does, but it's how we're going to react to them. If we ... KIM MAHER The outlook remains unchanged, but the business has to pedal faster on subscriber growth to offset f... CHRISTIAN MAHER The word 'fairy' conjures up images of cute little creatures, so I don't use it. I use 'metahominids... F.R. 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