They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along.

Ever since that Jack Eigen kiss incident, people don't ask me for my autograph any more.

Books are humanity in print.

And I usually use myself as a model, posing in front of a mirror as I dab the strokes on the canvas.

Well, I'm 38 here and 22 around here - and 38 down here.

Mostly, though, I like to paint.