They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one.

It wasn't that no one asked me to the prom, it was that no one would tell me where it was

The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down.

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours.